question: in keeping with the season

[Guest]

We all know that Santa is real. Are elves?How do they reproduce?Are there male and female elves? Have Santa and Mrs. Claus been blessed with children? Are the elves there children? Does anyone else thing that rudolfs red nose is an indication that he has a raindeer std? I hate when my mind wonders to the absurd. LOL.

 

[lovetoread]

Well its my belief that yes, Santa and wife are real,and all the elves are adopted by them.

Now the actual way the elves appear is a mystery. Perhaps they are left under leaves or on the front porch,but no matter they still are loved.

As far as Rudolph is concerned,I consider his nose to be a sign of his manhood. I mean think about what would happen if all men's noses lit up when they got excited....

We'd never need another light source.

 

[Southern37]

I sure hope elves are real. I find them so much cooler than dwarfs and midgets. They have a much better attitude..ya know?

 

[Guest]

The manhood equation. I never considered that. About those elves, are they required by contract to where those sappy outfits. Love is one thing but humiliation is quite another.

 

[Guest]

bettcha didn't know elves are 2nd cousins to trolls

yep, it's true

 

[JennyOmanHill]

Elves are cute

No matter where they come from! I particularly like the Keebler elves myself!

Now are elves related to leprechans? They seem to look, and sometimes dress alike, but those leprechans can be downright nasty!

 

[Guest]

Oh no Jenny, its a myth about leprchans. They just are a bit possessive about that pot of gold ya know. That and that damn Napoleon complex. They are just misunderstood.

 

[obstinate fawn]

Speaking of elves - Have you seen the commercial for Blockbuster with 'Elfis" and Santa? Too funny!


fawn

 

[Scabbers]

Leprecháns

Now are elves related to leprechans? They seem to look, and sometimes dress alike, but those leprechans can be downright nasty!

The "little people" are some fallen angels who were kicked out of heaven and grabbed onto a little piece of earth before they could they could reach hell. Scary lot. Only dress like elves when cartoon illustrators don't have time to do more than colour thier Chrimbo pix with green instead of red for Paddy's Day. Otherwise too nasty altogether.

 

[tn_8tiv]

As far as Rudolph is concerned,I consider his nose to be a sign of his manhood. I mean think about what would happen if all men's noses lit up when they got excited....

We'd never need another light source.

LTR, I've seen a few red noses on men who got "lit". They didn't really look excited though.

Everyone knows that elves are immortal, thus what we have is all we'll ever have. Just like Santa

 

[Guest]

ok. we have established that elves dont reproduce but do they.........................

I really think that these lephrachans are getting a bad rep unnecessarily. but who knows.

As for short things, i kind of like em, so long as they are thick.

so.

What/who is thicker. an elf or a leprachan

 

[lovetoread]

The elves....

 

[tn_8tiv]

ok. we have established that elves dont reproduce but do they.........................

I really think that these lephrachans are getting a bad rep unnecessarily. but who knows.

As for short things, i kind of like em, so long as they are thick.

so.

What/who is thicker. an elf or a leprachan

Have we established that elves are male? Leprechauns are lushes so it doesn't matter if they are thick or thin...they can't get it up anyway

 

[Starfish]

Aside from elf bowling this place is about the only source I know where you can get in real touch with your elf desires.

Go to elf school.
Play in the Toy Workshop.
Have a sing a long.
Feed the Raindeer in the Raindeer barn.
Find out what it really means to be naughty or nice.
Head to the Main House, but go to the garage first...

And don't forget on your way out to finger Mrs. Claus' HOT PIE.


http://www.claus.com/



Actually I think none of us really know anything about the true nature of elves and their fetishes.

It's gonna be off to Rivendell soon enough!

Who is going to go to the Lord of the Rings?

*raises hands*



Have to add this in....

http://www.claus.com/reindeer/vixen.shtml

This just says it all...

That's our VIXIE Baby!