Question How do I describe her to cops if she decides to stab me for being an infid

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How do I describe her to cops if she decides to stab me for being an infidel

 

[Queersetti]

So now you're afraid of the sand people from Star Wars?

 

[Colonel Hogan]

"Kind of Darth Vader like, only more folds."

 

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Tom Foolery at its best

but no answer

 

[Aella_]

KuKluxKlan-ers who sent their washings to at a cheap laundraumat .
"Oops, sorry sir, I thought you said "I want them black, not back".

 

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stfu