Question for women that use sex toys

[P. B. Walker]

Do you have a little memorial service when a toy bites the dust? LOL

Are you depressed for a day or so?

Do ya feel like one of your best friends died?

How quick do you usually replace it? Or does anyone keep a spare in the closet?

How do you uhmm... dispose of it? Burial?


PBW

 

[Chantal Marchon]

The dead ones go in the trash- It is disappointing when one dies in the middle of use. I have several so yes there are spares.

I have to buy a new one tomorrow. Need to pick it out first.

 

[Guest]

Easy come...heh...easy go.

 

[Nora]

I treat my toys like royalty.

There always has to be an heir and a spare.

After death, a solomn funeral procession carries them to where they will lie in state until appropriate arrangements can be made.

They are entombed with all the things they will require in the afterlife. KY, mostly, to ease their passage into the netherworld.

They are mourned long after their passing, and the anniversaries of their deaths are made public holidays.

 

[Summery]

I love this topic!

I seem to have a habit of breaking my toys. I'm currently searching for something durable. LOL. My Mermaid vibe died weeks ago. I still occasionally mourn the loss.

For now, it's my fingers, which I often prefer anyway. I can always count on them to reach all those special spots!

 

[Gilly Bean]

I've yet to have one break down on me

 

[Rubyfruit]

I have toys that have outlasted my longest relationships.

 

[sunstruck]

They are entombed with all the things they will require in the afterlife. KY, mostly, to ease their passage into the netherworld.

See that seems like a preperation for use, not burial. lol

 

[Nora]

See that seems like a preperation for use, not burial. lol

You bury yours where you wanna and I'll bury mine where I wanna.

 

[Zmey]

Oh NO this thread is not gonna die like some used toy!

*BUMPAROOO*

 

[intrigued]

Do you have a little memorial service when a toy bites the dust? LOL

You're laughing??? This is not a funny thing, Sir. No memorial, but there is a period in which stares of longing, deep sighing, and scavenger hunts for a household treasure do ensue.

Are you depressed for a day or so?
Not depressed...its "hissy fit" time.

Do ya feel like one of your best friends died?
Yes.

How quick do you usually replace it? Or does anyone keep a spare in the closet?
I have several. I am a little rough on them, and had to learn this lesson the hard way.

How do you uhmm... dispose of it? Burial?
I still haven't. Its too much.

 

[Trail48]

Do you have a little memorial service when a toy bites the dust? LOL

You're laughing??? This is not a funny thing, Sir. No memorial, but there is a period in which stares of longing, deep sighing, and scavenger hunts for a household treasure do ensue.

Are you depressed for a day or so?
Not depressed...its "hissy fit" time.

Do ya feel like one of your best friends died?
Yes.

How quick do you usually replace it? Or does anyone keep a spare in the closet?
I have several. I am a little rough on them, and had to learn this lesson the hard way.

How do you uhmm... dispose of it? Burial?
I still haven't. Its too much.

LOL....poor baby, is it time to go shopping?

 

[Guest]

 

[Zmey]

There is nothing more exiting then a girl with a toy ... especially if toy ...no...never mind I'm not gonna reveal that or it be to easy to push my buttons...

 

[intrigued]

LOL....poor baby, is it time to go shopping?

intrigueds shopping list.

The Sybian.

One of those sex machines we saw on Real Sex.

The Sybian

A rabbit thingy, with the clit tickler.

3 new bullets. How I keep shorting them out is beyond me. Are you not supposed to gush on them?

Did I mention the Sybian?

 

[Trail48]

intrigueds shopping list.

The Sybian.

One of those sex machines we saw on Real Sex.

The Sybian

A rabbit thingy, with the clit tickler.

3 new bullets. How I keep shorting them out is beyond me. Are you not supposed to gush on them?

Did I mention the Sybian?

Can I operate the controller?

 

[intrigued]

Can I operate the controller?

Well I damn sure ain't going to.


Honey, you are the controller.

 

[plasticman33]

intrigueds shopping list.

The Sybian.

One of those sex machines we saw on Real Sex.

The Sybian

A rabbit thingy, with the clit tickler.

3 new bullets. How I keep shorting them out is beyond me. Are you not supposed to gush on them?

Did I mention the Sybian?

The sybian at $1345, would be one hell of a ride!!

 

[Trail48]

Well I damn sure ain't going to.


Honey, you are the controller.

Iam the gadget guy

Hhhhmmm that glassy eyed look, that rosey hue to your skin......yup time to go shopping.....

 

[intrigued]

The sybian at $1345, would be one hell of a ride!!

Ahh....but just look at those inner workings:

http://www.sybian.com/sybian_details.htm

And check this out....

http://www.sybian.com/sybian_testimonials.htm



Damn. I gotta have it.

 

[intrigued]

Iam the gadget guy

Hhhhmmm that glassy eyed look, that rosey hue to your skin......yup time to go shopping.....

*squeals*

Same place, same time??

 

[plasticman33]

Wow! After reading the testamonials I want one too!

 

[Zmey]

Can I operate the controller?

I think you gonna have to hold her to ...some find that toy to intense

 

[intrigued]

I think you gonna have to hold her to ...some find that toy to intense

Which is exactly why I want it.

plasticman... Why, oh why do they have to be so damn pricey???

Trail, think you can build me one?

 

[plasticman33]

Which is exactly why I want it.

plasticman... Why, oh why do they have to be so damn pricey???

Considering it probably costs less than $50 to build, it must be the UPS delivery charges!