Question for the men

[Juliangel]

If you walk into you bedroom and your wife/girlfriend/what ever she is to you is laying across the bed in a purple silk teddy trimmed in black lace with black thigh highs with matching lace and candles are lighting up the room do you:

A. Jump in bed with her then remove your clothes and have wild sex.

B. Remove your clothes, jump in bed with her and have wild sex.

C. Say wow you lite a lot of candles but I had a really bad day at work and tell her sorry but not tonight.

 

[EverReady4u]

the answer is A, and yes that is my final answer

 

[Bobtoad777]

A and or B definately not C

 

[Juliangel]

Guess y'all can tell by my now crappy mood my husband picked C.

 

[Bushido71XS]

I choose (D) the create your own reply section:

Stand there with a grin, crook my finger at her to come to me and undress me, then, jump on the bed and have wild sex.

 

[R Nitelight]

Juliangel

While I have great sympathy for (C), the sight of you waiting for me after a long hard day would surely cause me to catch my second wind.

 

[Bushido71XS]

Juliangel,

Umm, can I call him a dumbass?

 

[Juliangel]

While I have great sympathy for (C), the sight of you waiting for me after a long hard day would surely cause me to catch my second wind.

Thanks sugar, I could understand it if he had just got home but he has been home stiing on the couch for 6 hours. It really sucks to be me!

 

[Thumper]

Juliababy....

I would apologize profusely and exit the house immediately since I would no doubt have blundered into someone else's home! Damn you to hell demon Rum!

Seriously...I would have a present for ya..

 

[Matthew D]

Julia

I wuold most definitly pick A no wait B well at least one of the two might end half way in between

 

[Juliangel]

Juliangel,

Umm, can I call him a dumbass?

Is that all? Sure go ahead I have called him much worse than that tonight.

 

[CW]

Slowly remove my clothes and jump onto the bed for some wild sex with that beautiful woman lying there waiting,,,

any other choice except for sex is sheer insanity,,,

 

[Lajo]

Juli...if it is any consolation...it has been 10 months since my wife and I have been intimate (her choice, NOT mine).

AS for a choice...I would say B. But with a "kicker." I think I would have to give you lots of soft kisses, a wonderful massage, and THEN the wild sex!

Lajo

 

[Darowyn]

I might say I was too tired.
But it would only be part of the game. If my lady wants to be a seductress, I have to give her something to work with.

 

[jack_the_ripper]

hah
gonna just fuck her who the hell cares bout clothes

 

[Curious Guy]

No way to get that tired, at least not from work. Damn, now I'll be seeing a vision of a woman in a teddy and thigh highs all day.

 

[TonyG]

My clothes would be off faster than I could get into that bed.

 

[Xander]

B. Probaly with a little strip show to go with it

 

[Pepin]

I'd like to use a lifeline... I wanna call my other girlfrined and ask her....

 

[riff]

I'm too easy

Like a dog...

it would be A

 

[Amadeus]

The moments seemed to stretch into days and finally she spoke

My sentiments are with your poor husband! He is a bit limited in the area of what is good medicine for being tired and beat up by the day at the office. He is allowed to say "God, but I am tired, the bastards almost got to me. ............. Let me catch a shower .......... you look delectable and uncomplicated ...................... I need you to wipe away the pains that don't get washed off in the shower ....... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm."

Then emerging half erect from the shower is the time to leap into bed and slip his leg between yours and feel your silky body and even silkier stockings and teddy sooth his beat up ego and tired body. Just lie there letting you do your lovely thing which includes suitable writhing and almost no conversation. Other than light moaning and whispers in the ear.

The poor bugger sitting lonely on the couch is a picture of self-buggery.

I can feel the silky thigh hi's now against my cheeks and ears - why you lovely vixen, you have swapped ends!!!! MMMM lovely.

The only complaint could be the damned thi-his have that awful elastic at the top which gives me whisker burn, --------- still I have forgotten entirely what the hell happened at the office!!!!!?????????

I guess that is a modified B to answer your original question.

 

[Juspar Emvan]

===A===

Jump on the bed, savour the delights of said girlfriend, forget the fucking office, don't get up till she's striped , licked ,kissed and nuzzled everywhere (my god thats good therapy). THEN remove clothes and have wild sex.

*sigh*, too long since I cam home to my girl.

Anyone wanna play.

 

[Renegade]

hah
gonna just fuck her who the hell cares bout clothes

You're gonna fuck her with all of your clothes still on? How the hell you gonna do that if you both still have your pants on? lol

I'd definatly go with A or B. Then I'd use some white out to take care of that C option.

 

[Mortto56]

Do like my wife does.

Believe me,in 24 years of marrage,I've been known to say C once in a while.

After I lay down in bed,she just roll's over on her back,and starts to finger herself.Like kinda saying to me,"Well if you ain't gonna take care of me,I'll take care of myself!"

And believe me,it don't take but a couple of minutes to watch that,and I'm ready for action.
Maybe I just do it,just for that reason!....Hell I don't know!