question for the ladies

[dylananara]

Okay, so I have an idea for a story. A woman puts a pager inside her vagina. It is set on vibrate and her coworker has the number.

I am sure it is not an original idea. Oh well.

Still, I would love to know how you ladies would describe having an item inside your vagina during your daily routine. Would it be erotic, or irritating, comfortable, uncomfortable, or what?

Has anyone actually done this before? If so, how would you describe the experience? I would love to hear your input.

Thanks,

Dylan

 

[SweetErika]

Why a pager and not a wireless remote vibe or USB-powered toy that's not covered with (likely years) of grime and germs, and isn't the uncomfortable shape of a pager (square peg, round hole, you know?)?

Also, do enough office workers still have pagers for it to be believable? I know some medical professionals and such still carry pagers, but I've not seen or thought of a pager in years. And do/did pagers really vibrate enough inside the vagina to produce pleasure for most women? The ones I've felt haven't.

Most telecommunication devices aren't waterproof, either. If the woman in your story produced a lot of lube and/or had to lube the pager up to insert it in the first place, the pager might stop working relatively quickly or cause problems. I guess putting it in a condom first would solve that and the dirt/germ problem, but it still seems like an unappealing concept for a story.

I'm sorry, but this is a story I'd likely click the Back button on as soon as the plot became clear. It brings up too many questions and doesn't seem current or realistic enough for me. Replace the pager with a sex toy, and you might have something if it's written really well (poorly written stories are also one of my pet peeves).

 

[daintyfemme]

I've never tried pager
but there were one time, I put my cell on my slack pocket and when it vibrated...

well...
I have to say it feels good

so I think it doesn't have to be inside at all

 

[shiny5437]

You've obviously never had to use a pager for work.

Do a 13hr shift (as I've just finished) with a pager that goes off every 2 minutes, making you interrupt whatever you're doing so that you have to go on a hunt for a phone not already in use or broken, hoping that the phone that paged you hasn't become engaged or the person paging you hasn't got the wrong number or just wandered off leaving you to hang only to page you again once you've restarted whatever you were doing in the first place when they interrupted you before!

GRRRR!!! Pagers!!! Hate them.

But as a work of fiction I'm sure it would work perfectly.

 

[dylananara]

Okay okay so the plot needs help! Those are all good points. Maybe not a pager. Maybe a sex toy of appropriate shape, size and in a sanitized condition.

Still, I wonder, would it feel good, or awkward. Would a woman actually want to have something inside during the day, in public? Could it be a turn on? Or is the idea ridiculous?

Just wondering.

 

[FitfunWoman]

Okay okay so the plot needs help! Those are all good points. Maybe not a pager. Maybe a sex toy of appropriate shape, size and in a sanitized condition.

Still, I wonder, would it feel good, or awkward. Would a woman actually want to have something inside during the day, in public? Could it be a turn on? Or is the idea ridiculous?

Just wondering.

Stuff like this already exists:
http://www.pleasuremenow.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWCATS&Category=266

The main problem I have had with these things is that any battery-operated thing that is meant to completely fit inside of you has a woefully underpowered battery, and one with usually a very short life. The idea is not ridiculous, but it would be better if the person with the remote and the person wearing the device were in the same room.

Something like this: Married couple in a bar looking for a man to have sex with the wife, etc. She dances with other men, and the husband buzzes her when he approves of her selection, her dancing, her flirting, etc.

 

[VelvetDarkness]

Has anyone actually done this before? If so, how would you describe the experience? I would love to hear your input.

Thanks,

Dylan

You want wank fodder. You'll learn quickly that so many lazy-assed, imagination deficient guys want people to post jerk off material for them that they aren't met with a great deal of patience here.

Stick a pager up your ass and dial it.

 

[dylananara]

You want wank fodder. You'll learn quickly that so many lazy-assed, imagination deficient guys want people to post jerk off material for them that they aren't met with a great deal of patience here.

Stick a pager up your ass and dial it.

Testy.

I don't think that was actually called for. I do appreciate the answers, other than miss velvetdarkness who is less than helpful.

My intention really is to know how to describe it in a story. I can imagine a lot, but since I'm not equipped with a vagina I would probably be way off base. I can describe a sex toy in my ass on my own and I don't really need the dark velvety mistress' advice in that arena. But, when I have the urge to be dominated I'll know who to turn to.

And, yes if I get wank fodder in the process of exploring the original question, I am not ashamed to express my appreciation.

 

[Shadowann2]

A pager on my clit would do more than having it inside me.

Perhaps somthing likethis with a remote?

 

[Eilan]

Also, do enough office workers still have pagers for it to be believable? I know some medical professionals and such still carry pagers, but I've not seen or thought of a pager in years.

Wanna party like it's 1996?

To the OP: you might get more helpful feedback posting this in the Story Ideas forum. Just a thought.

 

[funwdi]

Hmmmm

You are just fine, dylan. VD sounds kinda frustrated, or something...
Your story idea sounds good...I would use a sex toy instead of a pager, and the woman could have special panties that hold it right about the clit area. NICE.

 

[VelvetDarkness]

And, yes if I get wank fodder in the process of exploring the original question, I am not ashamed to express my appreciation.

How very gracious of you.