Question for the ages

Ms_Ann

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Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
 
It's generally considered unsportsmanlike like to shoot the tourists..
 
It's generally considered unsportsmanlike like to shoot the tourists..



Sandy: I want you to kill every gopher on the course!

Carl Spackler: Check me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers, they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key...

Sandy: Gophers, ya great git! Not golfers! The little brown furry rodents!

Carl Spackler: We can do that... we don't even have to have a reason.
 
It's generally considered unsportsmanlike like to shoot the tourists..

The game rules require that at least one of the tourist's credit cards be withing 75% of the max limit.
 
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