Question For Readers - Parents names

[Chicklet]

Have you ever come across an erotic story staring none other than your parents? What do you do? I CLICK BACK and have to cleanse myself...

 

[wildsweetone]

Good Grief!

I knew I shouldn't have clicked on this thread. lmao

I'm not only hoping that I don't click on a story that stars my parents, but I hope that they don't click on a story that stars me!

On the other hand, to be a fly on the wall if they ever do.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Especially if it's a really perverted story instead of your run-of-the-mill perverted story.

Horrors.

I hate it when people use my husband's name. I get pissy about it for some reason and I don't get it.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

One of the advantages of being a foreigner and staying away from Non-English stories...

 

[Chicklet]

There are a few stories starring me...that's pretty gross. A few of them have my name in the title (STAY AWAY!) - there are also a couple starring "Chicklet" (glares towards you-know-who)

 

[Rainbow Skin]

It must be tricky for Laurel. She reads, accepts, and posts some mucky rubbish about Pierce Brosnan doing Renee Zellweger in leather, with a warm glow of 'Hah! Freedom of Speech, sucker!'

Then the next one on the pile is a barely literate fantasy about Chicklet the star of a Literotica RL gathering, and she thinks, 'This is disgusting, I can't post this... oh wait...'

And the next one, she's going, 'Now wait, Manu and I do *not* do that, not even in private.'

Oh dear, too many evil ideas. Must... restrain... self...

 

[snooper]

Odd names

Chicklet - you must have parents with fairly unusual names. My parents' names were very ordinary (think, John, Dave, etc. Mary, Joan, etc.) so they turn up all over the place. It doesn't worry me now.

 

[Gabriel_Lee]

My parents know nothing whatsoever about sex. I must have been immaculately conceived ... or maybe they really did find me under the gooseberry bush!

GL

P.S. I really don't want to be disillusioned about this.

 

[SexyChele]

My mother's name is so unusual it would be a real stretch of the imagination for anyone to include it in a story.

Besides, I'm like Gabriel_Lee - there is no way my mother ever got into a position to get pregnant. I wonder if she's ever understood how I suddenly popped into her life?

 

[Croctden]

Yawn

I once walked in on my parents, so reading a story would not phase me. Shit happens.

 

[OneGoddess]

Parents Names

Sex story about my parents?? I suppose they did have sex or at least I heard them once or twice a week. Doesn't phase me really. Just so long as the author don't give a physical description of them I think I will be ok!! LOL

Used to get slightly annoyed when someone used husband's name but then went on to think...well I wonder what "he" is up to now in this story and can I get any ideas for my own life?

I like the "how to" kinda things...they are for real and for the most part...the tips work as promised!! (Thanks to Chicklet here!!)

One

 

[openthighs_sarah]

I've never run across a story featuring both my parents' names, and I hope I never will.

(And I actually put Chicklet in my last story, but I didn't mention her by name. I hope that's okay. The character seemed to enjoy it, anyway.)

When I see my name in a story, I'm initially very pleased, like a small, rather simple child seeing her name in print. Then I think, I would never suck off a goat, or whatever, and I get annoyed.

 

[Rainbow Skin]

You probably have to avoid the Celebrities section altogether, OTSMG.

My name isn't all that unusual but I've only ever seen it in one story... in a rather pleasing coincidence, actually, in a favourable mention by one of the better writers. I liked the character and could fancy myself in that position.

(Hm, a search on my name finds three stories. I suppose I'd better read them... masturbator... werewolf with an inferiority complex... shy and inexperienced... How do these strangers know so much about me?)

My parent's names are rather old-fashioned and I haven't encountered them at all.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

My parents have Swedish names. The risk of anyone using their names in a story is VERY slim. (No, not Lars and Inga..!)

 

[sirhugs]

It hasn't happened to me. If it did, there would not be enough hot water and soap in the world. My mother is the antithesis of sexual healing. Don't need a freezer as long as she's around.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

My parents have never had sex. They're just really, really good friends. I'm sure of it.

 

[Rainbow Skin]

When I first heard a ridiculous rumour about how some people make babies, I was incensed. My parents are decent people: my daddy would never show my mummy his thing.

 

[sirhugs]

oh, my parents had sex, at least 3 times...but my mother never liked it, it being evil and all. Its no coincidence my brother was botrn 9 months after new years eve. Musta been quite a party.

 

[openthighs_sarah]

It hasn't happened to me. If it did, there would not be enough hot water and soap in the world.

I'm still smiling and giggling about this.

 

[Chicklet]

Re: Odd names

Chicklet - you must have parents with fairly unusual names. My parents' names were very ordinary (think, John, Dave, etc. Mary, Joan, etc.) so they turn up all over the place. It doesn't worry me now.

no, mine are *very* ordinary. they have horribly ordinary names, and a horribly ordinary LAST name, too.

 

[Chicklet]

(And I actually put Chicklet in my last story, but I didn't mention her by name. I hope that's okay. The character seemed to enjoy it, anyway.)

really?!

 

[openthighs_sarah]

really?!

Yes, really. I called her 'Chiquelit', so I don't think anyone will associate her with you.

She was delicious.