Question for men:Who would you rather fuck?

[NoJo]

Nadal or Federer? You can't have both

Rafael Nadal or Roger Federer?

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Tough call. Nadal likes to scratch his ass, but takes too long in between points. Federer comes up with a lot of strength, but finishes it off too quickly.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Bastard. You edited the thread's title.

 

[NoJo]

I'd say federer, because I tend to go for the strong silent type who'll let me do the talking. But they're both pretty damn financially secure.

 

[NoJo]

Bastard. You edited the thread's title.

giggle

 

[Lauren Hynde]

giggle

Federer wouldn't like you. He prefers moaners to gigglers.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

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Now you just edited the first post's title...

 

[NoJo]

Now you just edited the first post's title...

Fucking manu

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Fucking manu

It's either Nadal or Federer. Manu is off limits.

 

[NoJo]

It's either Nadal or Federer. Manu is off limits.

Yes, I'm probably to blame for that rule.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Yes, I'm probably to blame for that rule.

Happened before, eh?

 

[NoJo]

Happened before, eh?

Oh come on, don't tell me you havent fingered yourself over him too

 

[CharleyH]

I'd say federer, because I tend to go for the strong silent type who'll let me do the talking. But they're both pretty damn financially secure.

LOL - I would definitely go for Nadal because he's the strong Latin-type. Plus, he's actually good-looking for a tennis pro and wears good clothes and chicks base their decisions (yeah I know, the question is for men) on 2 things: looks and uniforms!

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Oh come on, don't tell me you havent fingered yourself over him too

He was over first!

 

[NoJo]

He was over first!

Bollocks, I definitely saw chalk dust

 

[Lauren Hynde]

LOL - I would definitely go for Nadal because he's the strong Latin-type. Plus, he's actually good-looking for a tennis pro and wears good clothes and chicks base their decisions (yeah I know, the question is for men) on 2 things: looks and uniforms!

Yeah, and he scratches his butt.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Bollocks, I definitely saw chalk dust

We'd been playing pool.

 

[NoJo]

We'd been playing pool.

Ah, so that's why he was wearing a bowtie on his dick

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Ah, so that's why he was wearing a bowtie on his dick

A bow tie! Thank fuck. That's what that thing was...

 

[NoJo]

A bow tie! Thank fuck. That's what that thing was...

COme to think of it, I'd prefer Nadal, because I like the way his pants ride up when he stuffs his pockets with tennis balls. I like to imagine they're Seville Oranges.

 

[CharleyH]

Yeah, and he scratches his butt.

Better than scratching his balls. At least I can say to myself he wants a dildo and doesn't have crabs. :|

 

[NoJo]

Better than scratching his balls. At least I can say to myself he wants a dildo and doesn't have crabs. :|

I must say your standards are much higher these days

 

[Lauren Hynde]

COme to think of it, I'd prefer Nadal, because I like the way his pants ride up when he stuffs his pockets with tennis balls. I like to imagine they're Seville Oranges.

He's from Mallorca, world capital of stuffing-your-pants. Good call.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

I must say your standards are much higher these days

She has been hanging out with me for the last seven months...

 

[CharleyH]

I must say your standards are much higher these days

lol - I can't answer because Lauren did for me.