Question about Vampire War

[NeoMeiouSetsuna]

Hi all I just wanted to see what you think about my idea before i submit it to the leaders of the War.

Well i was thinking about making a character in this war that is a scientist. Like well it's a vampire war so working off other ideas. Like creating a ball of sunlight. And then of course there are those vamps that are strong enough to survive such a thing. But anyway i was thinking that this scienctist is working on something that would totally destroy vampires. She looks at the DNA of a vampire. Finds out what makes a vampire a vampire. What makes the sun so hurtful to them. Or is that myth? But in the process of finding this out and trying to create something that will destroy them she makes something that will make them stronger. Or rather something that will take away the harmfulness of the sun. Or i was thinking that maybe something off angel, that she has a device cut off the flow of blood to the heart. But will reconnect after about 5 1/2 hours or so. And with the blood being cut off from the heart, this makes them a unstoppable force. (for those of you that don't know) But i was thinking that the scientist could be a prisnor of war. well what do you all think?

 

[Problem Child]

Hi all I just wanted to see what you think about my idea before i submit it to the leaders of the War.

Well i was thinking about making a character in this war that is a scientist. Like well it's a vampire war so working off other ideas. Like creating a ball of sunlight. And then of course there are those vamps that are strong enough to survive such a thing. But anyway i was thinking that this scienctist is working on something that would totally destroy vampires. She looks at the DNA of a vampire. Finds out what makes a vampire a vampire. What makes the sun so hurtful to them. Or is that myth? But in the process of finding this out and trying to create something that will destroy them she makes something that will make them stronger. Or rather something that will take away the harmfulness of the sun. Or i was thinking that maybe something off angel, that she has a device cut off the flow of blood to the heart. But will reconnect after about 5 1/2 hours or so. And with the blood being cut off from the heart, this makes them a unstoppable force. (for those of you that don't know) But i was thinking that the scientist could be a prisnor of war. well what do you all think?

A scientist? Why not make him an accountant, or even an insurance claims adjuster? You got something aginst claims adjusters?

Why couldn't you just shoot the vampires in the eyes with lasers? I mean, lasers are bright right? Wouldn't a laser work? Or even a really strong flashlight, like a mag-light?

Shutting off the blood...I don't know. Vamps are pretty sexual. Maybe you could just show them cheap pornos to drive them crazy from lust, and then shine the mag-lite in their eyes.

 

[Starfish]

Good advice. Or maybe the only way you can kill them is you could cut off their heads with a spikey, hand held ball swingy thing while you wear one of those splunker head lamps. You know?? The 'deer in headlight' syndrome.

Or, why not then just have it be daytime ALL of the time by using a "lazer" from the moon, similar to PC's, a.k.a. Dr. Evil, I mean Strangelove, and to knock the Earth's orbit on it's side, and then lighting the gases of Jupiter on fire to start a bianary star system, and the planet will be lit on both sides, at all times.

No more vamps.

 

[Laurel]

Uh, yeah.