Queen Size Full Size

[Zamdrist]

Ha! Ha! I bet you though this was another rant on zaftig, portly women.

Oh but contaire.

This really belongs under Stupid Bachelor Tricks but in any event. I buy new sheets for my bed.

Do I buy the right size? No...I buy full size and the botton sheet, you know the one with the stretchy corners...it doesn't fit. I know it takes a little patience to get those gawd damn fucking things on right, I tried and tried and tried. It doesn't fit.

So, is Queen Size the next up from Full Size?

Take pity on me. I'm a guy you know. We just just don't know this shit.

 

[amelia]

uhhhh...

yes..and i can't believe you said "portly" again!!! do you hate yourself that much?!?!?!

 

[just pet]

It's ok...don't fret... yes the Queen is one up on the full... you might also consider the deeper pocket full for taller mattresses... need any help changing those sheets?

pet

 

[Zamdrist]

It's ok...don't fret... yes the Queen is one up on the full... you might also consider the deeper pocket full for taller mattresses... need any help changing those sheets?

pet

No, but you can go downstairs and get my laundry

Amelia: Gasp! There I go again!