Queen Elizabeth's Address to Canadians

[Lancecastor]

...is being carried live right now on our largest network, the government-owned CBC.

She has a cool new hat.

Let me know is Bush pulls the pin so I can call our navy, okay?

(All 8 guys are watching the Queen too, so they might miss it, eh?)

Sincerely

Your Friend
Canada

 

[Master Control]

Fuck the Monarchy and all it stands for..

 

[Lancecastor]

Fuck the Monarchy and all it stands for..

Scarberia separated didn't it? Aren't you part of the Republic of Hamilton now?

 

[Master Control]

Scarberia separated didn't it? Aren't you part of the Republic of Hamilton now?

Hamilton? Hell No

 

[Lancecastor]

Right right...you were annexed by The Free Republic of Pickering and now get your white tube sox 20 pair for $9. from yayati's cousin parjeet.

But you're still a Subject of Her Royal Majesty, QEII.

Long may she wear frumpy dresses!

 

[Master Control]

Right right...you were annexed by The Free Republic of Pickering and now get your white tube sox 20 pair for $9. from yayati's cousin parjeet.

But you're still a Subject of Her Royal Majesty, QEII.

Long may she wear frumpy dresses!

Fuck her and all she stands for.

I dont like royalty and never will.

It should be abolished...

 

[Lancecastor]

Fuck her and all she stands for.

I dont like royalty and never will.

It should be abolished...

Okay...get back to me when the RAM upgrade arrives.

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[LordLucan74]

Lance? How come I didn't realize that you were up North, too? Did you see her drop the puck last night? She has actually done lots of things that are different on this trip...for example, the hockey game...and also the Prince went to walk through the Vancouver Police station for the first time in history. They are not part of the RCMP so it had never been done.

Actually, according to a BBC story on Her Majesty's visit to the hockey game, The Queen did the puck drop on a previous tour of Canada.

God Save the Queen, and all 8 men in the Canadian Fleet.

(signed) The Kaiser