Qualities...

[parodyluvr75]

What qualities do you look for in a partner? What things make someone go from average to special?

Poll to follow.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I feel like this is a trick question of sorts.

The two most important to me are a sense of humour and intelligence.

Thirdly, boobs. Depending on my mood, the order varies.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I feel like this is a trick question of sorts.

The two most important to me are a sense of humour and intelligence.

Thirdly, boobs. Depending on my mood, the order varies.

How in hell do you do it. Must be a pain in the ass for you to do.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I'm the error queen. How their parts fit with my parts.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I feel like this is a trick question of sorts.

The two most important to me are a sense of humour and intelligence.

Thirdly, boobs. Depending on my mood, the order varies.

I have all three! Have we met?

 

[Lord Pmann]

I have all three! Have we met?

The problem is, I don't have any good qualities.

 

[islandman]

"strength" as in "physically strong"?

Like if she's an MMA fighter and can pin me for a three-count at will?

Cause that might be nice.....

 

[parodyluvr75]

"strength" as in "physically strong"?

Like if she's an MMA fighter and can pin me for a three-count at will?

Cause that might be nice.....

I meant mentally and emotionally strong, but I like being carried around, so I wouldn't object to the other.

Want to wrestle?

 

[islandman]

I meant mentally and emotionally strong, but I like being carried around, so I wouldn't object to the other.

Want to wrestle?

Game on!



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[parodyluvr75]

Unfair, I've got small hands.

 

[islandman]

Unfair, I've got small hands.

Proof positive that you're no bird...

CAUGHT!

 

[parodyluvr75]

Proof positive that you're no bird...

CAUGHT!

Damn, you outted me!

I mean, I meant wings, tiny wings.

 

[Liar]

Do they have a hobby?

Cause I don't want to be it.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Do they have a hobby?

Cause I don't want to be it.

Are you saying you're a full time job?

 

[bronzeage]

What qualities do you look for in a partner? What things make someone go from average to special?

Poll to follow.

I look for a woman who can put up with my shit.

If she can't handle that, it's a deal breaker. That's why I never lived in a place where I couldn't afford the rent, all by myself.

 

[parodyluvr75]

You're a smart man.

 

[Liar]

Are you saying you're a full time job?

I'm a side show.

 

[marshalt]

You know how in some sci-fi stories, marriages are arranged by a computer or the government or something? I look at a girl and think, "If I HAD to be with her, I'd be okay with that."

 

[bronzeage]

You're a smart man.

And yet, with the onerous burden of having to put up with my shit, I have never lacked companionship.

 

[Noor]

I look for a woman who can put up with my shit.

If she can't handle that, it's a deal breaker. That's why I never lived in a place where I couldn't afford the rent, all by myself.

This is always wise.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I'm a side show.

So in other words, you're crazy, Mr. Squirrel.

You know how in some sci-fi stories, marriages are arranged by a computer or the government or something? I look at a girl and think, "If I HAD to be with her, I'd be okay with that."

You know, there's a wisdom in that. A computer couldn't be any worse at picking a man than I usually am.

 

[snugglestruggle]

How did Boobs, Ass or sense of Humor not make the list?

 

[parodyluvr75]

How did Boobs, Ass or sense of Humor not make the list?

How they look covered in sardines and cottage cheese covers all three of those. Because if they look good that way, their parts are attractive and if they aren't trying to hurt you for covering them in sardines and cream cheese, obviously they have a sense of humor. Duh.

 

[spacekowboy]

Breast size and credit rating.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Breast size and credit rating.

Are you dating her or buying a house with her?