Q:how can you have more votes than veiws?

[MRWIGGLEWORM]

just looked at my submissions page and on my new poem i have 4 votes but only 2 veiws how is this possible?

 

[annaswirls]

just looked at my submissions page and on my new poem i have 4 votes but only 2 veiws how is this possible?

um I see you are from Florida....


could be your dimpled chads are loose and hangin'

 

[MRWIGGLEWORM]

i dont guess it matters got trolled anyway thank goodness i have a thick skin

 

[Lauren Hynde]

just looked at my submissions page and on my new poem i have 4 votes but only 2 veiws how is this possible?

Votes update immediately, views only update two or three times a day.

 

[MRWIGGLEWORM]

Votes update immediately, views only update two or three times a day.

Oh i see said the visually challenged person. (political correctness sucks)
(BLIND MAN).

 

[WickedEve]

Votes update immediately, views only update two or three times a day.

No, silly girl. It's a conspiracy.

 

[Guest]

No, silly girl. It's a conspiracy.

AWTSS.

 

[WickedEve]

AWTSS.

Okay. What's awtss?
And change that av. It's too damn happy.

 

[MRWIGGLEWORM]

AWTSS.

Ass Wipeing Troll Secret Service?

 

[~hellbaby~]

Oh i see said the visually challenged person. (political correctness sucks)
(BLIND MAN).

then he picked up his hammer and noticed?
saw

 

[annaswirls]

Votes update immediately, views only update two or three times a day.

you are no fun at all


come on lets make it a conspiracy!!! I am bored.

 

[annaswirls]

No, silly girl. It's a conspiracy.

ha

see? Evie's got the schizzle

 

[Lauren Hynde]

you are no fun at all


come on lets make it a conspiracy!!! I am bored.

I would, but I'm saving all the kickass time-travel theories for a sci-fi story.

 

[WickedEve]

I still don't know what AWTTS is. And I know why I don't know. It's a conspiracy.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

I still don't know what AWTTS is.

I do.

 

[WickedEve]

I do.

Sigh. Let's get this over with.
Oh, Lauren, great poetry goddess, please tell me what it means. You're so smart and pretty and sweet and... and... um... you probably smell good and wear nice clothes and I bet you have neat penmanship.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Sigh. Let's get this over with.
Oh, Lauren, great poetry goddess, please tell me what it means. You're so smart and pretty and sweet and... and... um... you probably smell good and wear nice clothes and I bet you have neat penmanship.

I know what it means, but can't really remember. She told me once in a PM. I think one of the S stands for Stick, or for Stir... One or the other.

 

[WickedEve]

I know what it means, but can't really remember. She told me once in a PM. I think one of the S stands for Stick, or for Stir... One or the other.

Was she threatening to beat me with a stick? The W could be whip. I think it stands for something delightfully violent.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

I think the W is something harmless like "with", but Whip would be more fun.

 

[Guest]

A = always
W = with
T = the
S = stir
S = stick.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

A = always
W = with
T = the
S = stir
S = stick.

LOL I was right! It was both "stir" and "stick", and "with" as well.

Now, getting back to that whip thing...