Pyperita my lil dish of paella

Why thank you, Sirenita.

It was my tatas picture, wasn't it?
 
I see you haven't visited the Burn our Bras thread. My tatas are there.

And I don't believe you. You eat way too many potatoes with sour cream than is humanly possible.
 
*applauds*

I don't have to make up another limerick, do I? *looks around nervously*
 
Okay, okay.

There once was a scaly Siren fish,
No one doubted that she was a dish,
Potatoes and sour cream,
Was her weapon it seemed
Against that clever young Pyper bitch.
 
There once was a hottie named Laurel,
With hair the color of sorrel.
She ran a sex site,
To the Litsters' delight,
And in spite of it was very moral.
 
There once was a newbie called Boodle,
Who could do incredible things with a poodle.
By the first name of Minkey,
She (he?) was as cute as a twinkie,
And apparently loved to eat strudel.
 
Pyper said:
There once was a newbie called Boodle,
Who could do incredible things with a poodle.
By the first name of Minkey,
She (he?) was as cute as a twinkie,
And apparently loved to eat strudel.

She!
I was cute as a twinkie when I dressed up as Wonder Woman.
 
No problem. Now let's hope no one else comes in this thread, because I will feel compelled to write a limerick for them too. :eek:
 
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