Pyper!

[lavender]

 

[Pyper]

Lavy-kins!

I keep missing you every time I pop up. Okay, here´s the scoop:

Practically killed myself skiing over New Year´s. Evil old witch next door subtely threatened to kill my cat. Finals coming up. The Euro sucks ass.

Yep, that´s about it. Man, that´s all depressing news. But really, I´m having a great time.

 

[lavender]

 

[Pyper]

How do you expect me to hook up with guys who have three pick-up lines TOTAL between them, all involving comparisons to ham? (Seriously, this is not an exaggeration.)