Pyper

[Mistress]

ok...hows this?

http://dollzmaker.homestead.com/files/LitDollz/pyper.gif

 

[Mistress]

If that one doesn't cut it...I can make another for you.

 

[Weevil]

Wait a gosh darned second, Pyper is a.... Well that makes certain amounts of sense. Forget I said anything.

 

[Mistress]

Laughs Silly

 

[Weevil]

Well what can I say, I'm somewhat of an idiot. But a well meaning dumbass

 

[Siren]

NOOOOOOOOOOOO... PYPER.... NOOOOOOOOO

 

[Pyper]

Easy, there Siren. I'm not going to change my icon. I just wanted to have a doll that looked like me for...oh, whatever reason.

Mistress...it's too damn sexy. It's all coy and cute. I know, technically, that all dolls are cute, but well...

Anyway...maybe it needs to be evil. Then it would reflect my personality more. Do you have any doll prototypes that look directly out, instead of a three-quarter profile? And the hair needs to be curlier, and a lighter shade of red. Boy am I picky. Please do not feel the need to bow to my pickiness. If you don't have time, that's okay with me too.

 

[Siren]

RESIST PYPER

 

[Pyper]

What? Are the dolls the borg or something?

RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.

Hey, that would be cool. A borg doll.

 

[Siren]

Yes 7 of 9 a borg dollie

 

[Mistress]

I know where to find a borg doll!

 

[Ask For More]

*ducking out before I get assmilated*

Actually that might be quite pleasureable. Pyper?

 

[Mistress]

And how the hell is that too sexy? lol

 

[Pyper]

I'm sorry, Mistress. It's just that its boobs are too big, and its got that coy little sideways glance, and it doesn't have a nose! Ahhh! I think I'm pretty, but not in a flat-faced Western European kinda way like the dolls. My kinda doll would be staring right out of the screen with her arms across her chest, looking like she was ready to smack someone.

Maybe that's why I don't have a boyfriend. I always look like I'm ready to smack someone.

But anyway, do you have any dolls that face forward? Or maybe one sitting down, which is my preferred position in life.

 

[Siren]

Or how about bent over

 

[Pyper]

Ah, c'mon Siren. You know you want one too. You could have a hideous dollie with bird legs, just like the sirens in The Odyssey. It could be holding a guy's arm and munching on it. Yummy, yum yum.

 

[Siren]

Now those ideas I like. NOW you are talking my language...

 

[Ask For More]

come on Pyper...only 24 posts to the big millenium!

 

[Pyper]

I dunno. Why do you think Mistress is making ME a doll? Get in line, and put in a request for a hideous singing bird creature.

 

[lavender]

 

[Siren]

Consider it done.

 

[Pyper]

Okay, listen up everybody.

*pulls out a megaphone*

I'M NOT CHANGING MY ICON.

*puts away the megaphone*

I just want a personal doll, that looks like me. It's like playing dress up in cyberspace. So you can all calm down. I love my kokopelli, and he ain't going anywhere.

 

[lavender]

 

[Siren]

I heard ya the first time

 

[Mistress]

Pyper, how's this one?


http://dollzmaker.homestead.com/files/LitDollz/pyp.gif