Ambrosious
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Another one!
We have stories?
We have stories?
Pyper
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Pyper
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Wow! Two Pyper threads.
What should I say? Here, I'll introduce myself.
Hi, I'm Pyper, I'm 19, a college student, and uh...oh wait, I've got a story.
Here is my idiot boyfriend story. Everyone feel free to share their own incompetent boyfriend/lover/girlfriend stories.
Okay, this was my first time with this particular guy, and he was *attempting* to pleasure me by massaging my nether regions, but he was missing the clitoris by a mile. I, being a rather blunt person when it comes to certain topics, informed him that that was *not* where the clitoris was, it was *here*. And he said, get this, "well you must be different, because on most women, it's in another place".
Good God, I still get pissed when I think of that. Hehe.
What should I say? Here, I'll introduce myself.
Hi, I'm Pyper, I'm 19, a college student, and uh...oh wait, I've got a story.
Here is my idiot boyfriend story. Everyone feel free to share their own incompetent boyfriend/lover/girlfriend stories.
Okay, this was my first time with this particular guy, and he was *attempting* to pleasure me by massaging my nether regions, but he was missing the clitoris by a mile. I, being a rather blunt person when it comes to certain topics, informed him that that was *not* where the clitoris was, it was *here*. And he said, get this, "well you must be different, because on most women, it's in another place".
Good God, I still get pissed when I think of that. Hehe.
R Nitelight
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I'm a little hurt that you didn't mention your clitoris on my thread.
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Pyper
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LOL, Nitelight. Sorry, Ambro asked for stories, and it was the only one that popped into my head on such short notice.
I could tell how I butchered a goat on your thread I suppose...(I mean how I butchered a goat in the past, not how I did the goat in on your specific thread...am I making sense? I don't think so, I'll shut up.)
I could tell how I butchered a goat on your thread I suppose...(I mean how I butchered a goat in the past, not how I did the goat in on your specific thread...am I making sense? I don't think so, I'll shut up.)
