Puzzling, isnt it?

[Beebeeblue]

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>BLONDE MOMENTS<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
One morning this blonde called her boyfriend and said "Please come over and help me. I have this killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to start it." Her boyfriend asked, "What is it a puzzle of?" The blonde said, "From the picture on the box, it's a tiger." The blonde's boyfriend figures that he's pretty good at puzzles, so he heads over to her place. She lets him in the door and shows him she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then he studies the box. He then turns to her and says: "First, no matter what I do, I'm not going to be able to show you how to assemble these pieces to look like the picture of that tiger."
"Second, I'd advise you to relax, have a cup of coffee, and put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."

 

[Mistress]

Cracks up laughing!

 

[jcgirl]

OMG, LMAO

 

[LordMagicMan]

roflmao

 

[Mistress]

Damn, I'm gonna have to pull out my blonde jokes now..what did i do with them...

 

[LordMagicMan]

Hay wait a second... I"M BLONDE....

I'm offened!!!!

*lowers head to hide a slight smile*

 

[Canadian Tongue]

LOL

 

[Two2Tango]

Nice one! *chuckles*

MB

 

[Beebeeblue]

Anything to make you folks smile...

 

[jcgirl]

offened?

 

[willywanker]

Blonde Revenge Joke

Whats is black and blue and brown and laying in the ditch?

A brunette who told one to many blonde jokes.


What do you call the only brunette at a party?

Lonesome.

 

[Mistress]

I'm a brunette, and I can hold my own in a fight!

 

[jcgirl]

Yeah! What she said!

 

[Two2Tango]

Feather here. *cheers for all brunettes* lol. But MB's blonde, so I guess I gotta cheer for them too. Oh, the irony.

~*Feather*~

 

[willywanker]

Not doubting Mistress's toughness. I've already seen her thread on her guns and knives. One lady I want to keep on my side. JC to for that matter. Oh and Feather, hmmmm, maybe I better just leave the jokes for someone else.

 

[Ezzy]

offened?

Etimilogically dubious :-The act of being, more than once and at the same time repeatedly.




EZ