Putin proxy Trumpski, whacks Iranian petty thug

Desiremakesmeweak

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On direct orders from Russian Tsar, Vladimir Putin, Queens NYC Russian puppet Donel-Donelovoich Trumpski pushed the 'go' button on a drone-strike against the fleeing vehicle of Iranian mob boss Qasem Soleimani.

Originally, the targeted mob boss, who had recently pissed off the capo d'everything (aka 'VV'), by denying his monthly ration of Almas caviar and demanding a greater cut of the French oil shipments of PERSIAN REFINED PETROLEUM out of Macron and Sarkozy's private ports in Libya - had been trying to make his way quickly to a co-ordinate announced over the loudspeaker at the Baghdad Airport:

"Mr Crime Boss, Mr Crime Boss, please make your way to the station marked 'X' and stand directly under the flashing red light."

But Iranian intelligence had alerted him to the possibility of a dangerous trap, whereupon he rapidly decamped to an alternative position in Janat ul Firdaus to await a meeting with his personal eighty thousand virgins.

He is expected to return presently, along with the Shi'ite Massi'ah guy off Netflix's latest crap propaganda piece, to mount the long steps up the mosque tower in Damascus, from where he will lead the faithful to prayer. Prayer to...

...To the mighty Al'LAAAAAAAAAAH!

And following which shall be the END... OF THE... WORLLLLLLDDDDDDD.

Again. And the Judgment of Mankind, especially KeithD and JackLuis.
 
Putin offers military aid to US. He would like Trump to do him a favor, though.
 
Desiremakesmeweak writes: "On direct orders from Russian Tsar, Vladimir Putin, Queens NYC Russian puppet Donel-Donelovoich Trumpski pushed the 'go' button on a drone-strike against the fleeing vehicle of Iranian mob boss Qasem Soleimani."

You DO understand that Russia is Iran's close ally in the middle-east, don't you? Look at what you're saying!

During World War II, Great Britain was America's close ally while Nazi Germany was our common enemy.

Your above silliness translates thusly: "On direct orders from Franklin Roosevelt, American puppet Adolf Hitler pushed the 'go' button on a V2-rocket-strike against the fleeing vehicle of British Prime Minister Winston Churchill!"

You don't seem to understand how alliances work!

phrodeau adds: "Putin offers military aid to US. He would like Trump to do him a favor, though."

Again, phrodeau - you don't seem to understand that Russia is Iran's ALLY! Put in a World War II context, what you've written translates as: "America offers military aid to Nazi Germany - but FDR wants Adolf Hitler to do him a favor, and that's to attack Great Britain!"

Seriously, phrodeau?
 
Yeah there's a lot I don't understand, especially considering the job I do normally, in which I am kept in the dark quite a lot.

Like for example that time recently, when Putin told the Iranian Muslims - hey, you guys have your dicks cut to become Muslim: you know we have the best surgeons right here in Moscow, so the next time you come in here to do you stuff, why don't you all come over to the surgeries, they will do a VERY good job for you and we'll even get them to do it for free!
 
Even so, let me put your mind at ease somewhat...

I was trolling Keith and Jack. I've noticed it's possible they believe anything - as long as it doesn't add up.
 
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