Desiremakesmeweak
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CNN investigative reporting, latest...
On direct orders from Russian Tsar, Vladimir Putin, Queens NYC Russian puppet Donel-Donelovoich Trumpski pushed the 'go' button on a drone-strike against the fleeing vehicle of Iranian mob boss Qasem Soleimani.
Originally, the targeted mob boss, who had recently pissed off the capo d'everything (aka 'VV'), by denying his monthly ration of Almas caviar and demanding a greater cut of the French oil shipments of PERSIAN REFINED PETROLEUM out of Macron and Sarkozy's private ports in Libya - had been trying to make his way quickly to a co-ordinate announced over the loudspeaker at the Baghdad Airport:
"Mr Crime Boss, Mr Crime Boss, please make your way to the station marked 'X' and stand directly under the flashing red light."
But Iranian intelligence had alerted him to the possibility of a dangerous trap, whereupon he rapidly decamped to an alternative position in Janat ul Firdaus to await a meeting with his personal eighty thousand virgins.
He is expected to return presently, along with the Shi'ite Massi'ah guy off Netflix's latest crap propaganda piece, to mount the long steps up the mosque tower in Damascus, from where he will lead the faithful to prayer. Prayer to...
...To the mighty Al'LAAAAAAAAAAH!
And following which shall be the END... OF THE... WORLLLLLLDDDDDDD.
Again. And the Judgment of Mankind, especially KeithD and JackLuis.
On direct orders from Russian Tsar, Vladimir Putin, Queens NYC Russian puppet Donel-Donelovoich Trumpski pushed the 'go' button on a drone-strike against the fleeing vehicle of Iranian mob boss Qasem Soleimani.
Originally, the targeted mob boss, who had recently pissed off the capo d'everything (aka 'VV'), by denying his monthly ration of Almas caviar and demanding a greater cut of the French oil shipments of PERSIAN REFINED PETROLEUM out of Macron and Sarkozy's private ports in Libya - had been trying to make his way quickly to a co-ordinate announced over the loudspeaker at the Baghdad Airport:
"Mr Crime Boss, Mr Crime Boss, please make your way to the station marked 'X' and stand directly under the flashing red light."
But Iranian intelligence had alerted him to the possibility of a dangerous trap, whereupon he rapidly decamped to an alternative position in Janat ul Firdaus to await a meeting with his personal eighty thousand virgins.
He is expected to return presently, along with the Shi'ite Massi'ah guy off Netflix's latest crap propaganda piece, to mount the long steps up the mosque tower in Damascus, from where he will lead the faithful to prayer. Prayer to...
...To the mighty Al'LAAAAAAAAAAH!
And following which shall be the END... OF THE... WORLLLLLLDDDDDDD.
Again. And the Judgment of Mankind, especially KeithD and JackLuis.