Put Your Title To The Test

Rumple Foreskin

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Lulu.com, a POD outfit, has a new feature that evaluates your title for potential success. It's validity is very questionable, The Da Vinci Code got a 33% chance of success rating, but it's fun.

This is part of the blurb at Lulu.com

The Lulu Titlescorer is a useful tool, which, in Lulu's 50-year study of some 700 novels, proved 40% better than random guess-work in guessing whether a particular title had produced a bestseller or not. "It guessed right in nearly 70% of cases," says Dr Atai Winkler. "Given the nature of the data and the way tastes change, this is very good — better than we might have expected."

Even so, this is not an exact science. Far from it. In fact, Dr. Winkler advises that the Lulu Titlescorer should, in practice, always be combined with use of your own low-tech judgement.

This is because, for all the work that went it, the Lulu Titlescorer is capable of giving high scores to titles that most of us would rate as weird, if not terrible. Meanwhile, of course, it also gives low scores to the titles of novels (e.g. The Da Vinci Code) which, in fact, topped the New York Times bestseller list for long periods.

So, as well as using the Titlescorer to test the merits of your own title, you can also play around with it to see what is the worst or downright weirdest title you can come up with that still earns a high score.


What have you got to lose? Check it out.

Lulu Titlescorer

Rumple Foreskin :cool:
 
The Warrior's Song - 26.3%

Atlantis Revisited - 10.2%

Possession - 20.1%

Massau'u's Promise - 34.8%

yep, I have major title suckage.
 
Wow, 72.5% for working title of novel in progress (and I was thinking of changing it). No, I won't post it.

Perdita
 
Morning Glory - 69%

Release the Beast - 44.2%

More is Better - 10.2%

Humiliation Games - 35.9%


Not major suckage, but I may have turn my morning shower scene into a novel!
 
The title After Midnight has a 79.6% chance of being a bestselling title!
The title Saturday's child has a 69.0% chance of being a bestselling title!
The title Do You Still Love Me? has a 44.2% chance of being a bestselling title!

And none of them have more than 70 votes. :rolleyes:
 
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Better Than Omaha got a 35.9%

Feast Of The Rose Garlands and Hot Buttered also got a 35.9%

Katie's Eden had a 51.4% chance
 
Son of the Mountains - 41.1%

The Haunt - 35.9%

The Blue Bed - 41.4%
 
Abyss, 63.7%

The Gift, 26.3%

The Orange Slip, 10.2%

I guess I'm going to have to depend on the quality of my writing. :D

I'm not sure I picked the right selections though. I'm rather ignorant about what the different types of words are. Don't really know what the difference is between an adjective and an adverb for example.
 
Dranoel said:
The title After Midnight has a 79.6% chance of being a bestselling title!
The title Saturday's child has a 69.0% chance of being a bestselling title!

And my Morning Glory is at 69%...


Seems that putting a time of day or week is a key factor in success. So maybe for my next story, I'll have to title it Friday Fuck or Ass Master Afternoon or something.
 
rgraham666 said:
Don't really know what the difference is between an adjective and an adverb for example.

Adjective describes a noun: fluffy pillow

Adverb describes a verb: running slowly
 
LadyJeanne said:
And my Morning Glory is at 69%...


Seems that putting a time of day or week is a key factor in success. So maybe for my next story, I'll have to title it Friday Fuck or Ass Master Afternoon or something.

May I help inspire you? ;)
 
The title Wild Dancer has a 41.4% chance of being a bestselling title!

The title The Squibs has a 41.4% chance of being a bestselling title!

The title Moonlight Sonata has a 31.7% chance of being a bestselling title!

The title Heros & Allies has a 31.7% chance of being a bestselling title!

The title Bimbo has a 45.6% chance of being a bestselling title!
 
I put in Saturday sucks ( just for the hell of it)and got 72%.

Days of the week seem to work.
Mm. Nice title, anyone interested?
 
Dranoel said:
The title After Midnight has a 79.6% chance of being a bestselling title!
On the other hand:

Ten Minutes To Midnight has a 14.7% chance. :rolleyes:

(working title of my Valentine's Day story)
 
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