Put yo' story thru tha Snoop Dogg Shizzalator

[shereads]

EEEEEEK! In my search for a new anonymous virgin AV for Og, I went to Snoop Dogg's site and found this remarkable translator program. Go to http://asksnoop.com and enter the URL for one of your stories into the Shizzolator and you can be an instant rap-erotica writer. I entered the Literotica homepage and here are some excerpts from the new, shizzolated Literotica:

We encourage yo' ass contact us wit any comments or suggestions on how we can make this free sex story site mo' pleasurable fo' yo' ass, know what I'm sayin'? Have fun 'n enjoy yourselves while visiting Literotica Erotic Fiction! Remember, this is an adult erotic web site n' shit.
No minors allowed, know what I'm sayin'?

... If yo' ass see any pop-up ads or find yourself redirected weird sites while visiting Literotica - or if yo' ass just want check yo' computer fo' spyware - click here take izzle new Spyware Browser Test n' shit.

Stories & Pics - original erotic stories, audio, & images
Toys & Videos - take pleasure da next level
Bulletin Board - meet & post wit authors & readers
Webcams - da Literotica cam site is live 24/7
Erotic Chat - talk other users live 24 hours a day
Literotica Mail - free web based e-mail fo' everyone
About Us - find out mo' 'bout literotica.com!
Contact Us - submissions, questions, comments
Webmasters - some bomb diggity info if yo' ass run a site
Sleazy Dream - a really bomb diggity adult site
Other Sites - if yo' ass gots go, go here!


By entering Literotica, yo' ass are confirming that yo' ass has read 'n agreed izzle legal disclaimer." Yo' ass are also confirming that yo' ass are at least 18 years old, know what I'm sayin'?

This has made me soooo happy. Thank you, Celexa. Thank you, Snoop Dog.

 

[Guest]

ella, that is cool, but it only works with urls. My only url is my author page which I tried but it gave me the Lit. hompage.

Perdita

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Have you guys ever tried www.literotica.co.uk?

Yer must be over 18 years ole to enter this site. If yor under 18 or do not wish ter view adult content, yer must exit now. Adults Only.

Welcome ter literotica, yor FREE source for the hottest in erotic fiction and fantasy. Literotica features 100% original sex stories from a variety of auffors. I'll get out me spoons. In addition ter the work of us Literotica writers, right, we also accept quality erotic story submissions from us readers. Cor blimey guv! We offer an 'uge selection of adult fantasies ter choose from, and are always on the 'ave a lookout for new and excitin' ideas. I'll get out me spoons. We encourage yer ter contact us wiv any comments or suggestions on 'ow we can make this free sex story site more pleasurable for yer. Have fun and enjoy yorselves wile visitin' Literotica Erotic Fiction! Struth! Remember, right, this is an adult erotic web site, right?

If yer spot any pop-up ads or find yorself redirected ter weird sites wile visitin' Literotica - or if yer just want ter check yor French Tutor for spyware.

Stories & Pics - original erotic stories, audio, right, & images
Toys & Videos - take pleasure ter the next level
Bulletin Board - meet & post wiv auffors & readers
Webcams - the Literotica cam site is live 24/7
Erotic Chat - rabbit and pork ter uvver users live 24 'ours a day
Literotica Mail - free web based e-mail for evry geezer
About Us - find out more about literotica.com! Blimey!
Contact Us - submissions, questions, right, comments
Webmasters - some great info if yer run a site
Sleazy Dream XXX - a right cool adult site
Uvver Sites - if yer must go, go 'ere! Oi!


There's also a Swedish Chef version and an Elmer Fud version.

 

[Guest]

Lit.UK

Very funny. Did they specify northern or southern England? (I've learned not to name counties.)

Perdita

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Cockney.

 

[shereads]

ella, that is cool, but it only works with urls. My only url is my author page which I tried but it gave me the Lit. hompage.

Perdita

Perdita, I think you can save a Word document as a web page under the "save as" option (at least you can with Mac OS X.) I'll try it with one of your stories - Got a favorite you'd like to see Snoop Dogg rewrite doggy-style?

 

[Guest]

I'm shocked.

Stunned.

Mortified, really.

Of course, that won't prevent me from submitting my next story in Elmer Fudd-ism.

I wonder if the wanking crowd will even notice?

Oh wait - they probably will. When the character says, "Oh f-f-f-f-f-fu, fu, fu, I mean screw me, baby!"




edited to add - ooops - I was talking about Porky Pig! Maybe they should get a site for him, too!"

 

[Guest]

Got a favorite you'd like to see Snoop Dogg rewrite doggy-style?

ella, thank you. I don't want to see one of my posted stories shizzalated, but how about the xmas short I wrote. This should be the url p.2 (my story's first on the page). Just PM it to me if it works.

xmasporn

cheers, Perdita

 

[shereads]

It worked, but it didn't, so instead...

Perdita, there is a "Save as Web Page" option in my Word program, but for whatever techie-crappy reason the Snoop's translator wouldn't accept the url it produced. Maybe Snoop is offended by erotic stories.



Not to be entirely defeated, I tried the url: Whitehouse.gov and received this version of yo President's homepage:

President's Radio Address

In tha dude's weekly radio address on Saturday, President Big Baby Bush be like, "Good morning. In this week of Christmas, Laura 'n I send gravy wishes da families of America." "

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President's Christmas Message

"As we share in da spirit of giving 'n enjoy familiar Christmas traditions, we give thanks fo' da wonder of Dogg's love 'n rededicate ourselves helping those in need." We also pray fo' izzle brave fools 'n brizzle in uniform, many of whom will spend da holidays far from crib, know what I'm sayin'? "

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Special Holiday Edition of Ask da White House wit Jim Towey

Faith-Based Director Jim Towey answered yo' questions on a special holiday edition of Ask da White House Tuesday, know what I'm sayin'? Read da transcript n' shit.


Faith-Based Director?

Say what?

Did I miss the passage of an amendment to the Constitution revoking the separaton of church and state? Or did Snoop Dogg add that bit just to make shereads' blood pressure go up?

 

[Guest]

ella, those are quite funny, esp. thinking of them coming from Bush's lips.

I can't recall the details, but there are federal funds available for grants to "faith-based" institutions or groups. It's a new thang and I am surprised no one's made a stink about it.

Perdita

Edited to add: fiath-based federal funding

 

[shereads]

Oh, I knew about the funds availability; in fact, I have to admire the shrewd marketing effort. If someone hadn't coined the term "faith-based," we'd be funding "religious" organizations and that wouldn't go over well with the American public...Some wierd religions might sneak in under the radar and use our tax dollars for horse worship or human sacrifices, and we wouldn't stand for that.

But who doesn't like "faith," right? Everybody has faith in something.

Yes, I knew about the funds. I just didn't realize there was an official Faith Czar on staff at the White House. I guess somebody has to select the appropriate faiths and weed out the Islamic extremists.