Put a Caption on this Picture, Please....

[mcopado]

I absconded this from the GB....It seems only right the the most creative folks here on Lit (and who probably never visit the GB anyway) should have their chance at the fun....

Please provide a caption for this picture....
http://www.salon.com/news/feature/2006/02/14/shooting/story.jpg

Here's mine...

#1 "Guns don't shoot people, vice presidents shoot people."

#2 "Fuck it George, I'll go after Osama myself!"

#3 "And now, replacing Gerald Ford as the klutziest Vice-President ever..."

#4 "Voted last place in the running for the 2006 NRA man of the year..."

5# "Another reason why stupid rich people shouldn't be allowed to breed."

 

[Guest]

 

[Rope64]

"It's just bird shot, you fucking pussy!"

 

[mcopado]

This won't hurt my chances in 2008, will it?

 

[CopyCarver]

NOW I understand: quail have feathers; Texas lawyers have scales!

 

[Boxlicker101]

Who cares? After all, he is a lawyer.

 

[Saucyminx]

Mine's bigger than George Jr.'s

 

[zeb1094]

Damn! I thought it was Dan Quale!

 

[kendo1]

Oops. Wrong quail.

 

[Boota]

"Damn! I should have gone to Viet Nam instead of taking all those deferments. Shooting people fucking rocks!"

or

"I know what you're thinking. 'Did he shoot six lawyers or only five?' Well, to tell you the truth in all the excitement I sort of lost count myself. So let me ask you something. Do you feel lucky, punk? Well, do ya?"

or

"Anybody else want to make a wise ass comment about my lesbian daughter?"

or

"Quail? Quail!? Hell no, I'm a real man. I hunt the most dangerous game of all. Humans! Soft, rich seventy-eight year old humans! Boo yah!"

 

[MissBri]

 

[TheEarl]

Awww, you scwewy wabbit!

The Earl

 

[3113]

"The hell with wiretaps, I'll get the info out of 'em myself"

So far, this one tops my list!

 

[SeaCat]

So, you wanna talk bad about George do you?

Cat

 

[TxRad]

I'm sorry, I thought we were hunting peasants.......

What do you mean, lawyers aren't peasants?

Ok, then I was varmint hunting........

 

[crazycatt]

"What's this button do?"

 

[Huckleman2000]

Warrants? We don't need no stinkin' warrants!

 

[mcopado]

Now george while they're not paying attention, slash medicare some more!

 

[Guest]

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[Purple Sage]

"Just a barrel o' laughs"

"He had weapons of mass destruction. I swear."

 

[thambok]

"No, really. I was only aiming at people receiving international calls."

 

[MasterPhoenix]

"Go ahead, make my day!"

"Now, I am in charge."

 

[Samandiriel]

"oopsie"

 

[asian_princess]

"now...for the last time..it's CHENEY! Not Head, Breath or Wank!

 

[Quinn71]

I absconded this from the GB....It seems only right the the most creative folks here on Lit (and who probably never visit the GB anyway) should have their chance at the fun....

Please provide a caption for this picture....
http://www.salon.com/news/feature/2006/02/14/shooting/story.jpg

Here's mine...

#1 "Guns don't shoot people, vice presidents shoot people."

#2 "Fuck it George, I'll go after Osama myself!"

#3 "And now, replacing Gerald Ford as the klutziest Vice-President ever..."

#4 "Voted last place in the running for the 2006 NRA man of the year..."

5# "Another reason why stupid rich people shouldn't be allowed to breed."

"I said, YES there are weapons of mass destruction in Iraq..understand George!!!??"