Pussy Question

[LRC]

Why's a pussy called a pussy?

And what's with beaver? It's not like a pussy has big old teeth or any thing.

And if guys can choke the chicken and lope the mule what colorful expresions do females get to use?

 

[Rubyfruit]

Pet the kitty.

 

[lilminx]

Double-click the mouse.

 

[Private Vasquez]

Rub the Nub

 

[Zamdrist]

Butter the Whisker Bisquit

 

[LRC]

Butter the Whisker Bisquit

Good one very discriptive

 

[alexandraaah]

drown the little man in the boat.

 

[Zamdrist]

Good one very discriptive

I don't even have a pussy! Yet.

 

[sabbathstorm]

Oh I have a list for female masturbation terms:

- three point shot
- a night in with the girls
- dialing the rotary phone
- doing your nails
- fingerpainting
- fucking without complications
- going mining
- muffin buffin'

That's just a select few

 

[sigh]

I don't even have a pussy! Yet.

i'll loan you mine if you'll do all the above to it

 

[Private Vasquez]

Polishing the Pearl

would "Washing my hair" fit in with that list sabbathstorm?

 

[CarolineOh]

I'm imagining going to my boyfriend and saying "Honey, it would really turn me on if you would lope your mule while I butter the whisker bisquit." and it's just not working for me.

 

[LRC]

I don't even have a pussy! Yet.

You planing on making a purchase?

 

[Zamdrist]

You planing on making a purchase?

More like a 12 hour drive. Leave that one to your imagination!

 

[Horny Hippie Girl]

Oh I have a list for female masturbation terms:

- three point shot
- a night in with the girls
- dialing the rotary phone
- doing your nails
- fingerpainting
- fucking without complications
- going mining
- muffin buffin'

That's just a select few

muffin buffin'!!! ROFLMAO!!!! That is too fucking funny!!! There is an event in rodeos for little ones called mutten bustin', its when they put three year olds on the backs of sheep and let 'em loose. I would imagine that there are very few similarities.