Pussy Pucker Pots lip balm

[eudaemonia]

For The Tastiest Lips North Of The Hips

Founded on progressive feminist principles of sex and body positivity, Pussy Pucker Pots Vegan Lip Balm has made a delicious splash into the kinky kitsch scene, proudly proclaiming and reclaiming with our 12 lip balm flavor names...

I can't decide which one to order ... Areola Apricot, Labia Lemon or TaTa Tangerine?? Choices, choices ...

 

[NippleMuncher]

and 100% Vegan (no honey or bee's wax).

When did honey and bees wax become animal products/by products?

Areola Apricot, Chocolate Nipple Ripple, Clitoris Citrus, Don't Need No MANgo, Labia Lemon, MuffBerry, Nice Melons, Plain Ol' Prude, Shaved Peach, Strawberry Snatch, TaTa Tangerine and Vanilla Vulva

I think I may be partial to Chocolate Nipple Ripple, Nice Melons and Shaved Peach!

 

[midwestyankee]

When did honey and bees wax become animal products/by products?

It may be a bit of a stretch, but apparently the logic is that since honey is a result of a an excretion from a bee then it's an animal product. After all, no animals are harmed by milking (setting aside the issue of factory-like working conditions) and yet some vegans avoid all dairy products.

As Obi Wan said, "It's true from a certain point of view."

 

[jerseyman1963]

For The Tastiest Lips North Of The Hips

I can't decide which one to order ... Areola Apricot, Labia Lemon or TaTa Tangerine?? Choices, choices ...

Uhm... all of them? How could you not? I am just picturing the look on the face of the next man you kiss when you say, "How did that taste? Because I am trying this new lip balm called..." Or come to think of it, what a great pick up line! "I am trying this new lip balm called Pussy Pucker and I was wondering if you could help me with a taste test?" Probably work on the ladies, too. I don't think you're like that as far as I can tell, Eud, but it's almost too good an opportunity to at least not try it as a party gag!

 

[Denae]

I'm ashamed to admit that I completely misread this thread. I was thinking that this lip balm was for our southern lips...stupid, stupid, stupid girl.

 

[midwestyankee]

I'm ashamed to admit that I completely misread this thread. I was thinking that this lip balm was for our southern lips...stupid, stupid, stupid girl.

I guess it just depends on how and where you do your sunbathing, don't you think?

 

[Quoll]

I'm ashamed to admit that I completely misread this thread. I was thinking that this lip balm was for our southern lips...stupid, stupid, stupid girl.

It's not?
I liked it better when I thought it was.

 

[bobsgirl]

I guess it just depends on how and where you do your sunbathing, don't you think?

Or which lips get chapped?

Ooh, Chocolate Nipple Ripple...

 

[eudaemonia]

*Hrmph* I knew this thread would go south in no time.

 

[eudaemonia]

Uhm... all of them? How could you not? I am just picturing the look on the face of the next man you kiss when you say, "How did that taste? Because I am trying this new lip balm called..." Or come to think of it, what a great pick up line! "I am trying this new lip balm called Pussy Pucker and I was wondering if you could help me with a taste test?" Probably work on the ladies, too. I don't think you're like that as far as I can tell, Eud, but it's almost too good an opportunity to at least not try it as a party gag!

Fortunately, the makers of PPP have done the work for me, cuz frankly I'd never be able to say these things and keep a straight face.

PUCKER UP, BUTTERCUP! PUSSY PUCKER POT PICK-UP LINES!

Pussy Pucker Pot Vegan Lip Balms are not only yummy and fun, but they could actually score you dates! Check out these handy pick-up lines, or make up your own and let us know how they work!

"Hey Baby - I bet you just can't wait to rub my Strawberry Snatch all over your lips..."

"Hey! Nice Melons!" (then hand them your Pussy Pucker Pot for a try.)

"My Shaved Peach is so slick and smooth... Would you like to try it?"

"I bet you've never tasted VANILLA Vulva!"

"You make my Chocolate Nipple Ripple, baby..."

Submit your own ideas for Pussy Pucker Pot Pick-Up Lines. Give us your best shot, baby! Make sure you give us your email address so we can credit your wit!

I'll bet they'd send you a few samples for your best, erm, shots. C'mon J-man, Yank! I know you two have it in you.

 

[jerseyman1963]

See, I thought I was being so clever about the pick up lines. Now that I know they've beaten us to the punch, this is hard!

Maybe they need some new flavors. Love Tunnel Tart, perhaps? Vaginal Vegan for those who are concerned about what chemicals and byproducts are in their lip balm? Back Door Blueberry, for the anally inclined?

You've gotta hand it to the inventor. This is a pretty clever product. Personally, however, I am waiting for the Penis Protector Lip Balm. Walking into a bar and saying to someone, "This weather is playing hell with your lips, would you like to try some of my Vanilla Vulva?" just isn't going to work for me.

The falvor names for a men's product are gonna be a tough one though. Heat Seeking Missle of Love Cajun flavor? Throbbing Sequoia Pine Nut? Purple Helmeted Warrior of Love Grape?

 

[EJFan]

...Personally, however, I am waiting for the Penis Protector Lip Balm. ...

The falvor names for a men's product are gonna be a tough one though. Heat Seeking Missle of Love Cajun flavor? Throbbing Sequoia Pine Nut? Purple Helmeted Warrior of Love Grape?

i LOVE this idea!!!

might i suggest "cock a doodle blueberry" or "man goo mango"

 

[Cathleen]

E, I want to be a fly on your wall while you surf the 'net. You find the neatest stuff girly.

 

[midwestyankee]

i LOVE this idea!!!

might i suggest "cock a doodle blueberry" or "man goo mango"

Excellent, EJ.

A couple more:

Prickly pear

Chunky Monkey (we may tet a bit of a squabble from an ice cream guy in Vermont, but hey, it's capitalism at its finest here)

Long Schlong Silverado

Ding Dong Dangleberry

 

[jerseyman1963]

What about his and hers flavors?
Wango Tango Tangerine
Missionary Marble
Kama Sutra Cream

 

[eudaemonia]

E, I want to be a fly on your wall while you surf the 'net. You find the neatest stuff girly.

Thanks, Cate. This stuff seems to find me, tho ...

Okay, here's a few more that *cough* came to me on tonight's commute:

For Him
Penile Colada
Sugar Daddy (possible trademark infringement, tho)
Big Hunk (ibid.)
Rum Balls

For Her
Snatchberry Cheesecake
Sugar Wax Lips
Glazed Donut Holes

For Them
Cockolate Fudge Sundae (w/nuts and a cherry on top!)
Harvey Wall Bang Her (part of the limited edition Beavis and Butthead collection)
Licorice Whips (Ropes?)
Rum Raisin Rimmin'


(...more to come ...)

 

[eudaemonia]

Ya know, I've said it here before that I'm not big on dirty talk in bed, but maybe that's because I hear enough of my own dirty thoughts in my head??

 

[NippleMuncher]

Pertnipple Colada
Titquila Funrise
Cinnabuns
Key Thigh Pie
Candied Gams






Why am I all of a sudden getting hungry?