Pussy Pee Pellets in Pornography

[KillerMuffin]

I've been considering this notion ever since Starfish brought it up. How realistic is a play-by-play, laundry list of activity, describe everyone's private parts in both SAE and metric including maps of veins and other interest features, written pornography without the addition of the occasional Pussy Pee Pellet?

When one strives for accuracy in one's pornography, these things just cannot be overlooked. It would be, well let's just say it here, it would be tacky.

 

[Sillyman]

"She saw his huge throbbing cock and fell to her knees in worship of his throbbing organ. It was the largest she had ever sen, and his ball moles were in the shape of St. Francis."

 

[KillerMuffin]

You forgot the numbers. They have to be over 7 inches, the average cock is 10 inches.

 

[april-wine]

Ummmmm I'm almost afraid to ask........Ahhh never mind I am AFRAID to ask........

 

[Sillyman]

You forgot the numbers. They have to be over 7 inches, the average cock is 10 inches.

And tits are always at least a D-cup.

 

[Saint Peter]

And so it was. Micheal Jackson was forced to pull down his gstring and show the court his privates with the birthmark in just the right place. "I'm so bad" he muttered. Then, as if this all were not bad enough, a pussy pea pellet fell out his panties and rolled over to the jury.

"Is that his or the monkey's" the jury pondered.

 

[sunstruck]

Ummmmm I'm almost afraid to ask........Ahhh never mind I am AFRAID to ask........

Coward!

*Raises hand* Miss Muffin! Miss Muffin! What's a pussy pee pellet?

 

[Sillyman]

Unfortunately, I was here for that conversation.

It's one of those little bits of toilet paper you get stuck in/on your cooter after wiping.

 

[Starfish]

It's Pee Paper Pellets, but Kudos!

You could always say Pee Paper Pussy Pellets.

 

[sunstruck]

Ahhhhh.

What's a cooter?


LMAO kidding, just been a while since I'd seen the word.

 

[Sillyman]

Ahhhhh.

What's a cooter?

A french roller coaster where they serve bagels.

 

[Unclebill]

Originally posted by sunstruck
Ahhhhh.

What's a cooter? . . .

A character on Dukes of Hazard, wasn't he?