Pussy is best served with

[Pure]

Pussy is best served with

Pick one or more of the following

 

[MissTaken]

Ketchup.

 

[Netzach]

Your entire miserable existence, puppet boy.

 

[wolf2002]

...cream on top?

 

[WriterDom]

You can't edit polls.



I see a nervous breakdown coming on.

 

[BrightFlower]

Maybe not so much as what it is served WITH as WHO it is served TO

 

[dragonlace]

a candle, a flickering tongue and a growl for good measure

 

[WriterDom]

Another pyramid of pure's passive-aggressive attack and compulsion. Maybe I should do a pure=asshole poll. But that would be a waste of webspace.

 

[James G 5]

Well, lizards taste like chicken, so I guess this one looks tasty to eat with a nice Riesling
(Gee, beastiality and food matching)

http://caliban.metalandmagic.com/Pages/Odd/salsagila.jpg

 

[Pure]

Thanks for dropping by, writerdom. Like a woman's desire, this thread is whetted by your hard presence. I think we agree that your works should be widely disseminated so that many more will come to know their quality.

J.

 

[WriterDom]

Thanks, but I've been the literotica poet of the month already. I don't need you as my agent. I do like getting views though, so please start more threads like this one. You can even use some of your multiple personalities.

 

[Pure]

So far, "flicker of resilient tongue" is clearly in the lead as a best way of 'serving' a pussy, with a whopping 38%.

I guess that's a kind of tribute to the canny inventor of the phrase, who will no doubt, with usual modesty, soon reveal himself.

What I keep wondering though is how a tongue flickers! Possibly this is a clever and obscure reference to the poem "my candle burns at both ends, it shall not last the night." The author metaphorically identifies his 'candle' and his manmeat.

 

[esclave_PP]

This was a fun poll. Not surprised that a tongue would be the most popular choice. Thanks for the interesting results and choices! We know "Revenge is best served cold" but it makes perfect sense for a pussy to be served with a side of tongue, perhaps some whipped cream....a little night music..... and perhaps a really big "toy" for good measure.

 

[Pure]

I had occasion to visit a farm, this past summer, and was most impressed by the cow's tongue; what an implement! huge! a bit scratchy. Perhaps a little big, for service. I wonder what other creature would provide a more suitable tool.

 

[thegreenfairy]

C'mon people... why has nobody suggested "with a cherry on top"? Or: "with sugar and spice and everything nice"? Wait, that second one is not advisable for health reasons. But it sounds nice.

 

[Pure]

I suspect the Christmas spices of cinnamon and cloves might be a bit dicey--ouch-- but if you've had experience???? Of course, maybe the 'ouch' is pleasant for those with kinky taste, I wonder??

Query: How do you feel about having your pussy referred to as your 'center' and/or an object of veneration?



J.

 

[James G 5]

I suspect the Christmas spices of cinnamon and cloves might be a bit dicey--ouch-- but if you've had experience???? Of course, maybe the 'ouch' is pleasant for those with kinky taste, I wonder??

Query: How do you feel about having your pussy referred to as your 'center' and/or an object of veneration?



J.

Clove is a numbing agent
probably not too much "ouch" there

 

[Pure]

Insert some ground cloves in the opening of your dick, and report back!

 

[Quint]

I suspect the Christmas spices of cinnamon and cloves might be a bit dicey--ouch-- but if you've had experience???? Of course, maybe the 'ouch' is pleasant for those with kinky taste, I wonder??

Query: How do you feel about having your pussy referred to as your 'center' and/or an object of veneration?



J.

I'll bite. No, not the pussy.

I can *center in* on it during sex, but I do not think of it as my center. Nor does the thought of pussy worship interest me, except perhaps---biiig perhaps---if homage were being paid by an eager female. But my taste lies in less flattering circles than veneration.

But since we're being picky, I don't like it referred to as my pussy, either. That's the easy, non-harsh and non-derogatory way out---the liberty I take for myself when I can.

 

[SexyChele]

You got the poll up, Pure! Good to see it and the results.

 

[FungiUg]

I hope that's not an exhaustive list!

 

[Kajira Callista]

Clove is a numbing agent
probably not too much "ouch" there

OOOOOO cloves make a fire that DOES not go away! Ginger too...purrrrrrrrrrrr

 

[navarre]

OOOOOO cloves make a fire that DOES not go away! Ginger too...purrrrrrrrrrrr

*nods*

 

[Kajira Callista]

*BLUSH!*

 

[Netzach]

Query, How do I feel about my cunt being an object of veneration?

(Pussy is a silly, trifling word. Cunt cunt cunt for me, and more cunt.)

It should be suffered for. Bled for. Ached after. Begged for. Cried over.

How do I feel about it being referred to as my center? Turned off massively. If it's my center is that your pendulous vade mecum?