Pussy Haircut Styles: Is there a website?

[DrHappy]

Is there a website which shows various types of pubic haircuts for women? I have heard of websites for various penises and vulvae, but I'm looking for one which gives a variety of female pubic haircuts. My wife is constantly trimming hers and we've been discussing various styles. Stubble on her can be a problem for both of us. Ouch! She's considering getting waxed. I'm partial to the the late 1980's-90's big bush style with a triangle on the top and some hair down the sides. The 80's seemed like a much less painful era for women's pussies. Thanks in advance!

 

[Quoll]

http://www.hairchick.com/phr/pubic-hair-designs.php

http://www.theflyingsquirrel.net/issue_5/oped2.html


Sex with Vu
by Henry I. Vu

Dear Vu,

I fear my nether-regions have become quite a jungle this past winter. The time has come for some spring cleaning, but I don't know how. What are the in fashions for men?

—Seeking Style


Dear Seeking Style,

Manscaping is the careful upkeep of your curly carpet downstairs. Anyone can pull off the Tortilla Chip or the Landing Strip, but it takes a true artisan to execute the Stairway to Heaven, the Longshoremen, or the Praying Mantis. There are several websites that offer a variety of pubic templates, and you can find a topiary design for every occasion. Here are some of my favorites:



1. President Lincoln Smoking a Pipe: Square on top, bushy on the sides, with an emancipated center. This was all the rage with the pubic aficionados...four score and seven years ago (the pipe is your penis!—ed).

2. The Ol' Oak Tree: With Arbor Day just around the corner, it is essential to prepare. Remember: the tree that grows tallest above the undergrowth plants the most acorns (the tree is your penis!—ed).

3. The DefCon 5: As the hostile armies of the north invade your fatherland, your missile shall rise from its hidden underground bunker to strike a glorious blow for your people. Remember, you must save some hairs from other prunings and glue them to the top of the foreskin. This will conceal it until the moment of launch (the missile is your penis!—ed).

4. The Space Invaders: This one is a little more difficult to pull off, as it requires the careful coordination of the crop circles around your nipples and the landing strip stretching down to the base of your cock. When sentient life in the universe does decide to make contact, they will know precisely where to land the mothership (the cock is your penis!—ed).



Mix and match, be creative! The only limit is your imagination and the density of your shrubbery. With the right tools and the right attitude, you can make your own private hanging gardens of Babylon.

http://www.pubicstyles.com/




http://www.shavehaven.com/pubic-hair-stencil-kit.html

 

[M's girl]

Wow Quoll....

 

[DrHappy]

Thanks for the links quoll. I've been hoping to find a collection of photos, but the closest that I've found so far is: here which shows cartoon drawings. I'm partial to the basic. I guess that I like the sight and texture of hair down there. I also like variety and seeing a women's pussy is always a happy event for me regardless.

The brazillan wax sounds to brutal to me. Maybe the kinder and gentler trends of the 1980's will come back

Years ago, I predicted that a trend would emerge in which women's swimsuits would have an opening over the pubic hair. This hasn't happened yet, but I'm still waiting. There always seems to be a opportunity for anything "outrageous" to become a trend, and this always seemed like a logical choice to me.