PURPLE HAZE UP FOR AUCTION

[Purple Haze]

I cook, I clean, I mow the grass.

I am able to lick my eyebrows.

I am usually rock hard, and I don't mind folding the laundry.

 

[lavender]

 

[KillerMuffin]

Yes PH, but would you lick PC's eyebrows?

 

[Purple Haze]

If they were rubbed off on your lower torso.

 

[Problem Child]

that's a possibility.

 

[Purple Haze]

I wouldn't have much choice.

 

[Willing and Unsure]

i'll bid 2 breasts and a wet pussy

 

[Laurel]

I'll bid lavender, KillerMuffin, PC, and Willing and Unsure.

(Can you use other members as payment? I think I saw that in the rule book somewhere...)

 

[Angel]

If so, I bid Laurel.

 

[lavender]

 

[Laurel]

Okay then. I'll bid Mischka, KillerMuffin, PC, and Willing and Unsure...AND Angel...

 

[Purple Haze]

I think I won.

Did I win?

 

[Problem Child]

I'll bid all those people and raise you WoodyViagra and KidRock if it'll get me away from that mutt.

 

[Angel]

I don't think that'll get you much, babydoll.

 

[Problem Child]

I know. Kinda like going to Vegas and trying to gamble high stakes poker with Monopoly money.

 

[TygerEyez]

*bump*