Pure-Evil's Rant-a-thon!!!!

[Pure_Evil666]

Ok it's about time I had a thread, don't all cheer at once please.

Being Satans right hand man, I see a lot of crap. But unlike God or Jesus I havent got eyes in the back of my head.
I need help, tell me who has outstayed their welcome on mother earth.
I don't have to get rid of them, I could make them blind or infertile etc.

Ill get the ball rolling.

Russel 'fucking' Brand, the man is a two bit celebrity whore with zero talent and even worse dress sense, and he is supposed to be a comedian(I don't think I have even cracked a smile when he has been on telly).

So come one come all tell me who really pisses you off, and if your feeling particulary bitter suggest a punishment.

 

[Pure_Evil666]

Ok so no-ones gonna dive in.
Ill have to rant on my own, next on the hit list.

The bastard that invented chocolate, The most addictive stuff on the planet.
Ive drunk loads of alcohol, smoked, done class A drugs. Whats the only thing I regularly still do, eat mars bars etc.It's ruined my sex life I can tell you.

 

[SecretLove69]

Whats the only thing I regularly still do, eat mars bars etc.It's ruined my sex life I can tell you.

Eat them with a friend or better yet, off a friend and that might help.

So, ok, I'll bite - Can you do something with Kelly Ripa? - I'm sick to death of her. All over TV, every fuckin' magazine cover. She is narcissistic and painfully witless.

 

[Daizie]

Is this just reserved for celebrities? Or can I name a non-famous person, like say...the one salesman at the company I work for? I have a shovel, you do the rest...I won't tell a soul....

 

[Evil_Geoff]

The freaking hypocrites howling for Don Imus' head, who don't call all the gangsta rappers on the carpet for their blatant disrespect of black women.

Hello... If you're going to jam the white man for saying it, you damned well better jump on the blacks saying it too.

Nuff Said.

 

[Pure_Evil666]

Eat them with a friend or better yet, off a friend and that might help.

So, ok, I'll bite - Can you do something with Kelly Ripa? - I'm sick to death of her. All over TV, every fuckin' magazine cover. She is narcissistic and painfully witless.

No problem, shall I just make every second of the rest of her life a living hell, or just end it?

Eating mars bars off a friend sounds like a plan, thanks.

 

[Pure_Evil666]

The freaking hypocrites howling for Don Imus' head, who don't call all the gangsta rappers on the carpet for their blatant disrespect of black women.

Hello... If you're going to jam the white man for saying it, you damned well better jump on the blacks saying it too.

Nuff Said.

Couldn't agree more geoff, my equally evil chum.
Ill smoke the fucking lot of them.

 

[Pure_Evil666]

Is this just reserved for celebrities? Or can I name a non-famous person, like say...the one salesman at the company I work for? I have a shovel, you do the rest...I won't tell a soul....

Anyone who pisses you off is welcome here.

The only soul who will know is hi at it decends into the pit of hades .
'cue evil chuckle'

 

[lovemonster]

Jodie Marsh. Attention seeking publicity whore who really, really gets on my nerves.

Something really painful, preferably a removal of her implants without anaesthetic and a ritual burning on top of her body would be nice.

Not that I'm nasty or anything.

 

[Pure_Evil666]

Jodie Marsh. Attention seeking publicity whore who really, really gets on my nerves.

Something really painful, preferably a removal of her implants without anaesthetic and a ritual burning on top of her body would be nice.

Not that I'm nasty or anything.

Sounds good, I think we can throw all reality tv contestants on to the fire just for good measure, what do you think?

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

my boss
an evil crooked nosed hairy odd smelling lump of shit thrust into a humans body

 

[Golden_Silence]

The person who is still legally attached to my life.

Punishment?? grant her the ability to never lie like what happened to Jim Carrey in Liar Liar

 

[lovemonster]

Sounds good, I think we can throw all reality tv contestants on to the fire just for good measure, what do you think?

That sounds just perfect

 

[WantonWitch]

Anyone who pisses you off is welcome here.

The only soul who will know is hi at it decends into the pit of hades .
'cue evil chuckle'

Perfect !!

Arrogant bastards ( non lit who I will not do the courtesy of naming because it will leave my keyboard sullied ) who make assumptions based on very little knowledge of me as a human being.

And the punishment ?? oh that's really easy... cut off thier manhoods but leave them with their balls and then send em to work in a 24 hour strip club so they spend every waking moment horny and totally unable to satisfy the feeling.

Not that I'm feeling vindictive or anything

 

[virgin_not]

Perfect !!

Arrogant bastards ( non lit who I will not do the courtesy of naming because it will leave my keyboard sullied ) who make assumptions based on very little knowledge of me as a human being.

And the punishment ?? oh that's really easy... cut off thier manhoods but leave them with their balls and then send em to work in a 24 hour strip club so they spend every waking moment horny and totally unable to satisfy the feeling.

Not that I'm feeling vindictive or anything

nah..not being vindictive at all Gf..maybe asides into simply cutting their manhood..much better if we cut and grind it!

 

[WantonWitch]

nah..not being vindictive at all Gf..maybe asides into simply cutting their manhood..much better if we cut and grind it!

Lol... prefer my Grans threat

" cut it off, pickle it and hang it round their necks in a little jar "

she was a wise old lady

 

[virgin_not]

Lol... prefer my Grans threat

" cut it off, pickle it and hang it round their necks in a little jar "

she was a wise old lady

hmm...like granny like granddaughter! Sure thing like your granny's treat

 

[Pure_Evil666]

Perfect !!

Arrogant bastards ( non lit who I will not do the courtesy of naming because it will leave my keyboard sullied ) who make assumptions based on very little knowledge of me as a human being.

And the punishment ?? oh that's really easy... cut off thier manhoods but leave them with their balls and then send em to work in a 24 hour strip club so they spend every waking moment horny and totally unable to satisfy the feeling.

Not that I'm feeling vindictive or anything

Wow Ive opened a can of worms here.
Remind me not to cross you witchy.

 

[Pure_Evil666]

my boss
an evil crooked nosed hairy odd smelling lump of shit thrust into a humans body

His head will be stuck on a spear, to warn of other crap bosses.

 

[Pure_Evil666]

The person who is still legally attached to my life.

Punishment?? grant her the ability to never lie like what happened to Jim Carrey in Liar Liar

Now this I like, there are quite a few people I would like to have this punishment myself(mostly politicians).

 

[Pure_Evil666]

Just to keep the ball rolling, fucking idiots who keep overtaking me on blind bends,even though I'am not exactly a dawdling old age pensioner.

Just once I want a big fuck off bulldozer to be coming the other way.