Puppies and rainbows

[Lucifer_Carroll]

If everything tastes like chicken, do these taste like it as well?

If you want to find out, I've got a nifty hibachi at my pad.

 

[Guest]

here kitty, kitty, kitty...

i think everything tastes like chicken... or was that something you did to me Luc? did you cast some kinda spell over me that makes everything taste like chicken... except for chicken?

pure drivel and i fricken love it...

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im watching

 

[Lucifer_Carroll]

im watching

How naughty.

Of course I am paying you to do that, so it probably doesn't mean as much.

Or does it?

 

[Guest]

How naughty.

Of course I am paying you to do that, so it probably doesn't mean as much.

Or does it?

it all matters in the end
speaking of in the end
steven lynch
i love gerbils


I bought a gerbil from the petting zoo
If Richard Gere can do it I can too
I get undressed, start to lube
I stick the gerbil in the end of the tube

Wondering just how he'll feel
Will he like it better than his little wheel
Careful now he's right beside me
One more inch and he's inside me

Go, gerbil go
Burrow harder, burrow deeper
Be my little chimney sweeper
One thing I forgot about
How am I supposed to get you out?

So now my Gerbils on easy street
It's warm and cozy and there's plenty to eat
The situation is beyone my control
Gotta find a way to get him out of his hole

I try crowbars, I try wires
I almost had him with a pair of pliars
I try cheese but he's not biting
I wish this wasn't so exciting

Go, gerbil go
Jesus I am such a sucker
Please get out you furry fucker
I think I am getting ill
Suddenly he's very very still

Now it's too late
My gerbil died
I guess I have commited gerbicide
Here's some advice
It's very clear cut
If you love your gerbil
Don't stick him up your butt
Don't stick him up your butt
Little furry gerbil in your booty hole
Don't stick him up and you put him in the end and he won't come out
Yeah


i love being so juvenile!

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Did someone say chicken? http://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/tier/smilie_huhn1.gif

 

[Goldie Munro]

I cant eat chicken since I know how they are grown/kept/manufactured - yuk!!

Im a free range organic gal mmmm - natural is best!!

 

[Liar]

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until what?

 

[Lucifer_Carroll]

until what?

I think it was until I was executed for crimes against humanity.

It really hurt and I still have a crick in my neck.

Oh well, cie la vie right.

Random Off-stage Person: Halt, you french user.
Me: <pulls out shiny AK-47> Damn psycho government killbots. Don't they ever learn?