Punch Lines So Funny You Don't Need The Joke

[Dillinger]

Doc, those suppositories tasted like shit!

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Sheep? I thought you said stripper!

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But women don't have Adam's apples!

 

[sunstruck]

But it's legal if it's HER dog.

Because penguins can't dance.

Look if you don't know where it is put your tongue away.

 

[Kitte]

A Clitortoise!

 

[woodgie2]

...but when he did it he had both hands on my shoulders!

...how can it be sticky? The honey is still in the cupboard.

...with a great big shove!

 

[tortoise]

Rectum? It nearly killed 'im!

 

[alexandraaah]

Poker? I hardly know her.

Liquor? You brought her.

 

[miles]

You face look Zachry like your ass!

 

[sunstruck]

Stuffer? She's your wife!

 

[solid_]

Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.

You'll never be the man your mother was!

 

[unclej]

now, i don't believe ida tole that.

i'm either waterin' 'em too much or plantin' 'em too deep.

 

[CoolidgEffect]

Why didn't you tell me your dog was Catholic.

 

[Marxist]

No, the Czech is in the male!

 

[Dillinger]

Hey! You weren't supposed to peek!

 

[missy2]

Wharf?I thought you said go down on the DWARF!

 

[VeryBadGirl]

When she sits on your face, you can't hear the stereo!

 

[Starblayde]

to get to the other side

 

[Shaq]

Yeah, it would have been a good idea if he wasn't a bleeder...

What do you mean the microwave glass is broken!?

Being born without thumbs is rough

Nothin like having phone sex with the 9-1-1 operator...

And they say there's no romance in sodomy!

 

[Dillinger]

Fjord!

 

[APhil]

So he can tear my ass up one more time!

 

[InnocentAngel81]

Doc, those suppositories tasted like shit!

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Sheep? I thought you said stripper!

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But women don't have Adam's apples!

you got a subscription to stuff dont you? i know i do thinking about entering the scholarship thing

 

[android1966]

Shit in the carburettor/distributor? How often do I have to do that?

 

[ExLimey]

If I guess your real hair color can I have my dog back?

--whenever someone has a "Blonde" moment at work we always ask, "Can I have my dog back?"

Guess you have to hear the whole thing and have been there.

 

[Dillinger]

So that's what the straw was for!

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Boy, that turtle does have a hard shell!

 

[Dillinger]

It's all right - he's from Haiti.

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And that's why she got a new sink.

 

[Dillinger]

That's why its called "happy" hour.