PumpkinSmasher's Demise Unavoidable

[BamaBelle]

Due to his writing sabatical from Literotica, PS's demise is now UNAVOIDABLE. He has (in the past week) written one erotica short story (refuses to post), and is working on two other NON-erotic fiction pieces.

Because the writing process is a slow and torturous journey, PS has elected to entertain me thru his wit, style, and charm.

My question is
How should I get rid him?

Assassination (by gun)

Strangulation (by my fav silk pantyhose)

Castration (by his fav choice of my silk pantyhose)

 

[Guest]

Make him write exclusively for me.

 

[BamaBelle]

He warned me about you...

PS, "ChilledVodka = my very own troll!"

 

[Guest]

Re: He warned me about you...

PS, "ChilledVodka = my very own troll!"

Can you, like, unilateraly claim someone as your own troll?
Oh, yap. You just did.
Is it good for the community, though.
I mean, it just make me look like your pet puppy.
Hey, BB. I need to be potty trained.

 

[Guest]

Can you die from too much fucking?

 

[Guest]

Can you die from too much fucking?

Heart failure is common, I hear.

Me? I've got a spare heart.

Manxy Manx, I'm a fan of your writings. Enough lesbo stories, already. Write something dedicated to CV. No Humour/satyr, please.

 

[Guest]

Heart failure is common, I hear.

Me? I've got a spare heart.

Manxy Manx, I'm a fan of your writings. Enough lesbo stories, already. Write something dedicated to CV. No Humour/satyr, please.

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LOL, and thanks.

I am working on a straight story... haven't decided on it being Erotic Coupling or Romance. Stay tuned.

 

[BamaBelle]

Can you die from too much fucking?

We havent yet! But I do walk funny some days.

 

[BamaBelle]

Re: Re: He warned me about you...

Can you, like, unilateraly claim someone as your own troll?
Oh, yap. You just did.
Is it good for the community, though.
I mean, it just make me look like your pet puppy.
Hey, BB. I need to be potty trained.

Nahhh, we aren't keeping you. We are taking you to the pound.

 

[Guest]

We havent yet! But I do walk funny some days.

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Hmmm...

A slow, painfully pleasurable death then?

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Re: He warned me about you...

Nahhh, we aren't keeping you. We are taking you to the pound.

Oh, great. Hassan will be serving CV-kebabs next week.

 

[BamaBelle]

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Hmmm...

A slow, painfully pleasurable death then?

Pain AND Pleasure can always be used in the same sentence, cant they???

 

[Guest]

Pain AND Pleasure can always be used in the same sentence, cant they???

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Oh yes...

On the BDSM Boards!

 

[BamaBelle]

No No No...Not going over there. Im afraid of whips and chains...LOL.

 

[*bratcat*]

Re: Re: Re: Re: He warned me about you...

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: He warned me about you...

Those would taste best with BBQ sauce, I am sure.

Yes. They are yummy, but give you indigestion and heartburn, and eventually...

I should stop now.

 

[BamaBelle]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: He warned me about you...

Yes. They are yummy, but give you indigestion and heartburn, and eventually...

I should stop now.

Dont stop...I was just going to get the hickory chips.

 

[Daddyslilpet]

No No No...Not going over there. Im afraid of whips and chains...LOL.

That's not what you told me....LOL


dixi

 

[BamaBelle]

That's not what you told me....LOL


dixi

How else was I going to woo you???