Puffy? Cream Pie?

[dr_mabeuse]

I need some definitions or explanations of the following:

(a) "cream pie", as a genre of adult photos. (does this refer to the female genitals bedecked with male ejaculate?)
(b) "Puffies" (I think this means especailly swollen nipples but am not sure.)

For MathGirl, I also have to complain that the Profanosaurus omits the word "cooze", a subfusc term for the female pudenda. Is this word unknown in the UK?

---dr.M.

 

[Madame Manga]

Where I come from (not X-rated photo sites, to be sure) 'cream pie' does indeed mean what it sounds like. 'Buttered bun' is another way of putting it.

MM

 

[flawed_ethics]

Yeah, that's a cream pie, although I've yet to hear the 'buttered bun' term. Makes sense I guess, sticking in the bakery department (no pun intended).

It may need a little clarification though, if anyone knows for sure. Is it actually coming inside a woman, and then the ejaculate oozing out, or can one merely shoot their seed onto her genitals? The latter seems a little cheap - I prefer the former myself.

Sorry, I can't help ya with the puffies.

 

[Quasimodem]

You are right about "puffies," Doc.

Usesnet even has a newsgroup for them.

 

[Pure]

//(does this refer to the female genitals bedecked with male ejaculate?)//

no it refers to a pussy filled with cum, which can be seen to be leaking out. the 'bedecking' would be, as it were, icing on the cake.

there are a few dozen cream pie stories at lit; most involve cuckoldry (common combo).

J.

see www.zzdawg.com for a few thousand examples.

 

[wildsweetone]

'puffies'

If I've got it right, I have recently learned that 'puffies' refers to the aerola and how it is shaped compared to the breast...

A puffy aerola tends to sit as another mound on the breast. The nipples don't necessarily come into the term 'puffy' just that they are on the aerola.

If a breast and the aerola run in a continual curve, then the aerola is not puffy.

*hoping I got that right*

Quasi, they have a newsgroup?

 

[Quasimodem]

Quasi, they have a newsgroup?

WSO's definition was much more precise than mine.

For visual verification, I sent the name of the USENET Newsgroup to Doc, if he needs more than WSO's description.

Yes, "puffies" do have their own Newsgroup. But I don't recommend it for anything other than research.

It's so boring! Have you ever spend time with a couple of pointless tits?

For me, that was highschool.

 

[wildsweetone]

Yes, "puffies" do have their own Newsgroup. But I don't recommend it for anything other than research.

*sigh* The lengths some people go to in the name of research.

Dr?

Dr, have you gone again?

I can see I'm going to have to check out this USENET thingamiejig, wonder what else they've got there.

 

[dr_mabeuse]

I can see I'm going to have to check out this USENET thingamiejig, wonder what else they've got there.

The one pay site I belong to is called "Pictureview", and they post all the pictures that have been published to all the Usegroups on any given day. It's cheap and has thousands of pictures everday, and they're organized by Usegroup, so you get some very weird stuff there. There's a couple of "Puffy" newsgroups, and I looked at some of the pictures, but I wasn't sure what the pictures had in common.

What I like about "Pictureview" is that you get some really weird categories. There's a 'Black men's feet" Usegroup, for example, one for denim, one for 'glasses' (which I confess to having a mild fetish for), one for 'bears' (big, furry men. Not my thing), anime, erotic comics, cartoons, porn stars of the '80's (apparently some sort of golden age), 'stockings', 'pantyhose' and one called 'hamsters and duct tape' which I'm afraid to look at.

One of my faves is way down the list and is called "Fuzzy Sweaters", and--sure enough--it has pictures of women wearing fuzzy sweaters. I just like the thought of there being guys who get off on seeing women in big soft sweaters. It's kind of sweet.

---dr.M.

 

[DirtyJJ]

One of my faves is way down the list and is called "Fuzzy Sweaters", and--sure enough--it has pictures of women wearing fuzzy sweaters. I just like the thought of there being guys who get off on seeing women in big soft sweaters. It's kind of sweet.

---dr.M.

I think that is sweet too. Made me smile.

dr. M, I have been meaning to tell you for a while that one of the early stories I read on Lit was "Star Girl", and I really enjoyed it. I think I became intrigued by BDSM after that too... looking forward to reading more by you and others once NaNo is over!
JJ

 

[Quasimodem]

My favourite NG is called "Loose Socks," but I never found anything on the group except the obligatory spam.

 

[Guest]

 

[Pure]

Rhino said,

mmmmm. cream pie.

something I like.
very primal.

primal yes. fascinating. definitely perverted.

one of those fetishes one hardly ever sees in well-written stories, in pornerotica archives like Lit.

 

[Guest]

 

[Parklife]

I wouldn't profess to writing very well but I've got two CP stories on my link (self-promoting link in my sig). Hopefully the writing is improving though.

Writing part 3 of the story now...

Part 1 is an 'internal' creampie story, Part 2 involves an 'external' creampie.. (trying to cover all the bases )

You'll find both internal and external pictures on most creampie photo sites..

not that I know of any such things... well, maybe one... or two..

*stares at the ceiling*

Park~

 

[Guest]

pastry

 

[Pure]

Rhino said,

what makes it [taste for cream pies] "perverted"?...

Sorry if it was misunderstood, Rhino. Since I often post at the BDSM forum, the terms 'pervert' and 'perverted,' etc. are neutral words, or even ones of affectionate praise; often applied to onself.

I should have realized I was dealing with the highly cultivated and sexually normal crowd here at author's forum.

 

[MathGirl]

(*&^*&^$^%$%@!!

For MathGirl, I also have to complain that the Profanosaurus omits the word "cooze", a subfusc term for the female pudenda. Is this word unknown in the UK?

Dear Dr M,
YOU give me the link and get me started on the whole damn thing, and YOU have the nerve to complain? Harumph!
MG
Ps. Complaint noted. Complaint rejected.
Pps. Hamsters and duct tape?

 

[Pure]

Parklife, thanks for the links. I'd say you got the basic porn job done: the content is dirty and the copy is clean. There are, imo, notable hotspots, esp. in the second, which show your good imagination--less predictable and on the beaten track (which in porn is pretty well beaten).

I'm not sure if this is the thread to discuss your works, but PM me if you want, and good luck.

J.

 

[Boxlicker101]

Buttered bun and cream pie

I always thought "buttered bun" was the way a man would refer to a woman who had just had sex and had her vagina filled with the first man's ejaculate, and the second man was going to do the same thing. Also called sloppy seconds. If the second man was going to eat her out, he would call it "cream pie".

 

[Stefan_J]

I'm with MathGirl here, hamsters and duct tape??? I can see why you would be afraid to enter, but surely your curiousity overcomes you at times Dr?

 

[shereads]

You can't bring up the topic of hamsters and duct tape without addressing the issue of medical fetish and Marshmallow Peeps. The free site "Peeps Research" has a photo essay on the first successful surgical separation of conjoined Marshmallow Peeps:

http://www.peepresearch.org/surgery.html

 

[dr_mabeuse]

You can't bring up the topic of hamsters and duct tape without addressing the issue of medical fetish and Marshmallow Peeps. The free site "Peeps Research" has a photo essay on the first successful surgical separation of conjoined Marshmallow Peeps:

http://www.peepresearch.org/surgery.html

It's good to know that all that money I've donated to the Homer Simpson Hospital for Damaged Peeps is paying off.

They're also making great strides in understanding how the infamous Magic 8-Ball works. Some noble folk have documented an autopsy on a magic 8-ball here:

http://8ball.ofb.net/procedure.html

Science marches on...

---dr.M.

 

[shereads]

Science, my ass

Some noble folk have documented an autopsy on a magic 8-ball here:

http://8ball.ofb.net/procedure.html

I'm calling PETA. At least the peeps were anesthetized and there was some significant learning from at least one of the experiments.

(excerpt from "Peeps Subjected to Low Pressure Environment; Study Conclusions")

1. Peeps are poorly equipped as fighter pilots, supporting the Supreme Court ruling that banning peeps from the cockpits of F-16 planes in combat does not violate the Anti-Discrimination Act of 1992. (Orville & Wilbur Peep vs. US Government, 1994)
2. Peeps should exercise caution when ascending after deep-sea diving excursions, as sudden decreases in pressure may exceed the structural integrity of visceral parenchyma.