Public comments that don't post?

[shereads]

Are any of you aware of a problem with public comments that don't post? Another reader commenting on the same story mentioned that this was the second time she'd posted the message. And no, they weren't deleted. Both were positive comments that just didn't show up.

Are we hallucinating? Is the Attorney General intercepting our Public Comments so we won't encourage you pornsters? Wtf?

 

[shereads]

Oops. Posted this to the wrong forum. It was meant as a question for the Authors' Hangout, where the hot topics are story comments and story scores.



If anyone wants to turn this thread into a dirty story, feel free. And good luck.

 

[Prometheus2]

Oh my! consider the possibilities!

In this year of political crossfire every time I turn around there's a new dirty story created from a public comment....hmmm let me think about that... any other minds out there thinking like me

 

[Why]

Re: Oh my! consider the possibilities!

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[hunting_tiger]

Stands in the queue to get a chance to get dirty with Shereads

Why .. Do you think prom is finished soon ?

 

[Prometheus2]

"Together, we can lick this thing."

Before she even got the words out of her mouth (insert characters name here)face went white. A hush fell over the crowd. Even the reporters and hecklers remained silent while she caught her breath. No one needed to remind her that she had just done the unthinkable. She had made a a public comment that was sure to be turned into a dirty story. Her chances of being elected to the new world federation were next to nil.


OOC: you go girl

 

[Why]

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[Prometheus2]

Hiram Peabody almost fell out his chair in front of the tv, as he heard those frightening words again. He looked around frutively. Had anybody else in the Bayview rest home been watching. He breathed easier when he saw most of the folks were either concentrating on the bingo game or napping in their chairs. He remembered the last time he had heard those fatefull words. Megan Clearwater had come to visit him and as usual they had ended up at the NO TELL MOTEL.

What was not usual however was the anouncement from her pretty young lips "I'm pregnant, Hiram".

"I'm 92 year old. to old to be a father."

She had cried, he had held her, he had cried, she had held him. Together they cried and held each other.

Then she had said those words. "Together, we can lick this thing." Unfortunately it was only one of the many times she would be saying those words and only one of the minor obstacles she would be soon facing.

 

[shereads]

Meanwhile, in Costa Rica...

 

[PhoenixPrime01]

Icuras (sp?) is preparing for his ill fated flight to get fire from the Sun. Once aloft he spirals higher and higher until the wax holding the myriad of feathers to his faux wings melts and he plummets down, down, down to land in the sea off the shoreline of Amazon Island.

The lucky, depening on your outlook, lad is rescued and healed before becoming the Queens resident sex toy.

As this time passed, in Bolivia....

 

[shereads]

...in Bolivia, the rare Swedish jungle predator, Hunting Tiger (aka TKiddy, Nordic rap star and owner of Northern Europe's first set of free-spinning "jordans" hubcaps) is about to pounce on an unsuspecting female creature when suddenly, he's distracted by a dribble of hot wax, a spill of feathers, and a shriek.

 

[Prometheus2]

Meanwhile back at the 'rest' ranch, Hiram sees his window of oppotunity to escape while Martha Goodbody shouts bingo and every one claps. once free from the confines of his court appointed residence he hails a cab. He shouts. "Take me to the airport."

At the airport he casts off his robe revealing the fact that he is fully dressed. He purchases his ticket and heads for the gate where flight 101 is boarding passengers on it's way to Lima Peru.

 

[shereads]

Or so he thinks...

 

[Prometheus2]

ok oh so the men in the white coats are waiting for him. Oh well it's back to the funny farm where everyones happy ho ho ha ha

 

[PhoenixPrime01]

But no. That's not the case at all. Rather than back to Happy Acres Rest Ranch Hiram is taken to a deep, dark and dank dungeon deep down below Denver.
Once there he's stripped naked and iron shankles are fastened to his wrists and ankles they he's stretched spread eagle, bare feel on the cold stone floor.

 

[Prometheus2]

What! Hiram wonders What would anyone want with a 92 two year old man. Perhaps someone from his past is looking for revenge. maybe some winsome lass thinks he's John Holmes come back from the dead. He could only be so lucky.

 

[shereads]

The woman watches from the shadows.

 

[Prometheus2]

Hiram continues to shiver and ponder. Why did he feel like he should be so lucky.. To be hung like John Holmes or to have some winsome lass about ready to ravash his trembling body.

 

[PhoenixPrime01]

A wicked glint in her eyes as she looks at him, so helpless and vulnerable with his flaccid prick hanging between his spread legs like a fat worm.

 

[shereads]

That's when she realizes that she's not a dangerous Domme, but a timid lass who became lost in the sub-basement archives of Literotica while looking for crochet patterns. Staring at the gentleman's flaccid, um, private areas, it's clear to prim Charlotte that this is the wrong message board.

"Sir, while I help you out of these handcuffs, can you tell me where the Martha Stewart Living site has gone? I tried contacting Ms. Stewart, and they sent me down here."

 

[PhoenixPrime01]

A disembodied voice from no where and every where, a low and deep man's voice says, "And here's where you belong, where you will stay.
"Let Hiram loose if you wish.
"Hiram when she does do to her what you do so well as we watch."

 

[shereads]

"Oops," squeaks Charlotte. "Gotta run. Doilies don't crochet themselves, you know."

 

[Prometheus2]

Hiram passes out! (for a few hours while his creator attends to rl life things) Is it from shear exhaustion, or the humiliation of knowing he is erectionless. or maybe it's because he has fallen in love with that winsome lass who just disappeared from sight? Will we ever know if their paths will cross again? Was it some public comment that someone interpeteted as a another dirty story? if anyone knows let them speak now or forever hold their peace?

 

[shereads]

Meanwhile, the monsoons have begun in Pago-Pago and the villagers are preparing for WetFest 2001. (They don't have TV on the island, or calendars. Cut them a break, okay?)

 

[Why]

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