Public Apology

[Bobtoad777]

bobtoad steps up to the podium in front of the entire Literotica Bulletin Board Family. He taps on the microphone which then squeals through the public address system for a moment or two. Finally the noise stops, bobtoad shuffles the papers before he begins to speak a hush comes a cross the crowd.

Four score and seven years ago......whoops sory wrong damn speech, let me try this again. ahem ahem. Dearly beloved we are gathered here today...crap thats not it either.

Bobtoad opens his briefcase and puts all the papers into it and begins to speak with out notes.

Friends, Flamers, fellow country men/women, i come before you today with a burden. It seems that the moment I begun to post upon this board litterally All Hell has broken Loose. There has been more strife, conflict and fighting than there has been in the last year combined. The temperature has gone up do to the Flame wars begun over my posts and responses to posts. More people have retiored from the board in my two week tenure than the last year total.

I meant not to cause all the harasment and troubles. All I meant to do was to liven things up with a certian amount of comic relief, maybe make a few friends. But what have I done but to cause everyone hate me and those who try to defend me out of principle to get flamed for thier kindness.

Not only has the flameing wars i have caused flood the boards with thier fire but it has over lapped into peoples emails tring to find support for my annihilation. I meant for none of this to happen I though i could use my humour here as I do in the real world as a defuser of temper bombs. Alas, something has gone terribly wrong instead of difusing the ticking timebombs its like it cut the lentgh of the fuse in half.

If you are going to flame people or bomb people do it to me do not take your wrath out on others I am not that hard to reach in fact

AOL IM SlimOp777
MSN IM tforgrave@hotmail.com
ICQ 27066786
Email toddf@farts.com

If anybody should have to leave this board it should be me not veterans who have been here forom the beginning of Literotica time.

My deepest apology to all whom I have upset, My apologizes to the friends ships I have stretched. If I have come between any body and a long term friend forge about me go over to your friend shake hands, hug and make up. My apologize to the community and the damage I have done.

If it suits everybodies wishes and if it will heal the board I will leave, and go back to being a lurker.

Sincerely Bobtoad

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

Good speach. But don't leave. I like some of your posts todd. Remember not everyone is going to like everything you are going to post so don't worry about it.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Nice speech, but Hell broke loose long before you started posting here. Hang around Bob, it's funny to watch you make good ol' Nekkie squirm.

 

[Wizard]

LLLLLOOOONNNNGGGGGG before.........Trust me.........

 

[Adoratrice]

Hang around BoB...your a cutie-patutie....just think Happy ThouGHts!!!

 

[KillerMuffin]

LLLLLOOOONNNNGGGGGG before.........Trust me.........

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy....

That isn't some kinda dig at me? Cause if it is I resemble that remark... LOL

I'd kiss ya, but that Skitten's job.

 

[Whispersecret]

I never had a problem with you to begin with, Bobtoad. I just thought you had this thing about male body hair, that's all. <winks> Don't go.

As has been mentioned before, this board goes through predictable cycles, not all of them desirable ones. One of the trends is for regulars to leave. Sometimes they come back. Sometimes they don't.

Just wait it out. Things will get back to "normal" soon.

And what is the significance of your handle? Just curious. I'm sorta picturing a guy with warts, and I don't want to. Give me somethin' to work with here, guy!

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

This board normal!! I have never called it normal. LOL
If it was normal do you think we would all be here?

 

[Whispersecret]

Hey, I put it in quotes, Bonnie! Heh heh.

Bob, I saw your pic. You're darned cute. Love that sparkle in your eyes and somehow I fixated on your mouth. Ahh, yeah. Nice mouth. <squirms a little in her seat>

Nothin' like moist panties, eh, girls?

 

[Bobtoad777]

Significance of the Handle BobToad

Allright this is going to sound as corny as hell. but we males give our pricks a name.

well if you you have seen todads and frogs there toungue is rather hiden but when a fly come by that tounge really grows.

well my prick in a flacid state is rather miniscule looking but when a chick come by and it notices it grows rather larger in comparrison to its flacid state


the other thin just like a shish ka bob has a lot of meat if your a woman you can find out how much meat there is on this toad ka bob.

hence taking the two things together you get Bobtoad but really the true reason for the handle was casue all the kool names were taken

to get the warty image out of your mind go here

http://www.geocities.com/bobtoad777

there is a picture of me

 

[Nobody Special]

Well Bob I left a few times and to tell you the trueth this is the first time I seen any of your posts.. I Guess that I have 4 words for you.. "GET OVER YOUR SELF" you are not the reason for people leaving.. for me it was the attitudes of some of the people that I thought were my freinds.. and some of them still are my freinds.. that and I been busy doing other things and I got tired of all the back stabbing that started and still going on for some months... Now if you just started up in August then how could you explain how you drove people out that left before you got here.. think about it BOB... you are not the only reason for people leaving and if you are going to balme your self then ask your self why??

Just my pennies worth take it or leave it it is up to you, DO what you will, it doesn't matter any way..
(like any one listens any ways)

E

 

[Never]

Bobtoad: "Allright this is going to sound as corny as hell. but we males give our pricks a name."
OMyGAWD Bob, really? I bet no one on this board ever knew that. Thank you for enlightening us..
Heck, who am I kidding? I've never even seen a real dick and I know it; the fifteen year old girl in the apartment under mine told me.

Nobody Special: "GET OVER YOUR SELF"
How many times have I told you not to tear down other's delusions of grandeur?


*Will now take a shower and hope that the image of a warty penis bloating up like a billon at the end of a hydrogen nozzle will leave my mind quickly*
It's gonna burst! *you don't even want to know the mental images I'm getting*

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[Cheyenne]

Stay. I like humor in any form. Even warped. Probably especially warped.

As you've figured out by now, I never made it through the apprentice matchmaker program. Flunked out I did. But I tried! (And if you and Hunny ever DO get together I demand the credit for the match! Maybe they'll let me back in the training program with a win under my belt......)

 

[Never]

Me next Cheyenne?
I'll mention you in my next thread if you help me find a highly demented who I can't easy subdue when she tries to bolt.

 

[Cheyenne]

Me next Cheyenne?
I'll mention you in my next thread if you help me find a highly demented who I can't easy subdue when she tries to bolt.

I think that your request would be covered in the advance matchmaking courses which I obviously never got to take based on my poor performance with simple male/female matches. (See the result of Mr. Toad and Ms. Hunny for reference.) I think you're looking for the expertise of maybe someone like Hecate to help with your request?

 

[Bobtoad777]

cheyenne keep trying you just got to work killer muffin into the toad/hunnuy recipe

 

[Never]

Cheyenne: "I think you're looking for the expertise of maybe someone like Hecate to help with your request?"
I never knew Hecate was an expert.

 

[Cheyenne]

Cheyenne: "I think you're looking for the expertise of maybe someone like Hecate to help with your request?"
I never knew Hecate was an expert.

She is if you're looking specifically for a highly demented female that you can't subdue. Or maybe I didn't understand the request? Maybe that's why I flunked basic matchmaking- didn't get the orders right in the first place.

 

[Hecate]

Uhhh - Cheyenne - please please

... tell me that with "highly demented" you didn't mean what my dictionary said .... since that was something along the line of insane but not in the nice sense but in the sickly sense of "no brains" .. I may be a blonde but hey

naaahhh - you didn't mean that, right?? Unless - of course - ..... wait , you are not into spankings either ... *frown*

Geeze - now I am completely puzzled, looks like I SURE need a few days off

 

[Never]

... tell me that with "highly demented" you didn't mean what my dictionary said .... since that was something along the line of insane but not in the nice sense but in the sickly sense of "no brains" .. I may be a blonde but hey

While demented can have many meanings, I've never heard it used to suggest someone has 'no brains'.

The beginning of the word is 'demen'; people used to believe that a person would become insane because evil spirits or 'daemons' possessed them. In it's most negative form 'demented' implies that not only has a person lost their mind but they are acting in either such a cruel or malevolent way that they must really be a demon.

People can also be described as having a demented sense of humor. This can mean they find 'sick' things funny or that they laugh at weird occurrences.

There is one radio personality who refers to himself as Doctor Dement-O; in this case, he means he's insane or suffering from dementia (Cut off from reality. A semi- hallucinating state.)

The last meaning for demented is perverse; perhaps that is what Cheyenne was speaking about?

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Full of all sorts of useless information.

 

[Cheyenne]

The last meaning for demented is perverse; perhaps that is what Cheyenne was speaking about?

Hey, it was you I was quoting in the first place, Never! What did YOU mean by demented? It was your request, I'm just the poor dumb matchmaker that guesses wrong. Yes, I assumed perverse as the definition. And that isn't necessarily a bad thing.

 

[Bobtoad777]

all this talk of demented and perverse you all must be talking about me

 

[Never]

Uh.. no.
Furthest thing from my mind.

 

[Adoratrice]

I DID NOT BOLT!

 

[Never]

Eh?