Pubic Quatrains

[pegleghegel]

Pubic Quatrains

Oh hoary thatch that beckons so,
And draws me where I ought not go,
Am I a mere benighted knave?
(And would it kill you, dear, to shave?)

Hail, landing strip, brave tuft of hair,
That juts and struts 'twixt skin so bare,
And crowns the wonder of her pearl.
(Sometimes I'm glad I'm not a girl.)

But furrowed clefts bereft of hair
Are now in favor everywhere,
And sad the man at razor's edge
Who'd much prefer a dusky hedge.

 

[Magnetron]

I just gave you 6 Stars.

 

[butters]

welcome to the forum

neat entrance, pun quite intentional

 

[UnderYourSpell]

I'm not a hairy lass at all,
no bethatched legs do razors beckon,
occasionally the other parts
require attention more I reckon!

 

[twelveoone]

Pubic Quatrains

Oh hoary thatch that beckons so,
And draws me where I ought not go,
Am I a mere benighted knave?
(And would it kill you, dear, to shave?)

Hail, landing strip, brave tuft of hair,
That juts and struts 'twixt skin so bare,
And crowns the wonder of her pearl.
(Sometimes I'm glad I'm not a girl.)

But furrowed clefts bereft of hair
Are now in favor everywhere,
And sad the man at razor's edge
Who'd much prefer a dusky hedge.

There is a first for everything, the first goddam AABB rhyme scheme here I like
Bingo, first line:
Oh hoary thatch
Hail, landing strip,

I'd give it a six, also!
Primo. Merry Clitmas.

 

[midwicket]

Chortles!