Psycho-analyze this

[Mike Hammer]

I dozed off awhile ago and dreamed that I was at a small carnival playing the carney games. One in particular where you throw darts at the balloons and win cheap little stuffed animals. Only at this game the prize involved several of the women here at Lit. Pop a balloon and get to kiss someones pussy. It cost $10 for three darts and I only had $8. I talked the Carney into two darts for $7 then proceeded to pop a balloon but never got to kiss anyones pussy. As dreams do the next thing I knew I was at a huge amusement park, in my underwear ringing a gothic looking church bell and selling icecream bars for $4.50 a pop.

What the fuck does this mean?

 

[Black_Bird]

It means you need to get laid.

 

[scylis]

you hate your father.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

or it could mean you simply need a life....but I prefer bb's answer

 

[Black_Bird]

you hate your father.

He needs to get laid by his father.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

He needs to get laid by his father.

as long as he takes pics and wears a dress I am cool with this

 

[Black_Bird]

or it could mean you simply need a life....but I prefer bb's answer

He needs to get laid by his father and find a new place of employment.

 

[hogjack]

It means you spent a LOT...

..of money buying and using recreational chemicals in the late 70s and early 80s.

You're paying for it now man!

(Oh, and you hate your father plus you need to get laid.)

 

[Black_Bird]

as long as he takes pics and wears a dress I am cool with this

He needs to get laid by his father and find new employment as a homosexual porno star.

 

[HeavyStick]

you mother hates your father and yuu're bad at math

everyone knows the 3 for 8 is the better deal over 2 for 7

 

[brokenbrainwave]

He needs to get laid by his father and find a new place of employment.

as a sex phone operator called by old dudes with bad relationships with their sons

 

[brokenbrainwave]

He needs to get laid by his father and find new employment as a homosexual porno star.

Mickey licks Minniapolis??

 

[Black_Bird]

Re: It means you spent a LOT...

..of money buying and using recreational chemicals in the late 70s and early 80s.

You're paying for it now man!

(Oh, and you hate your father plus you need to get laid.)

He needs to get laid by his father and find new employment as a homosexual porno star so he can support his father's new drug habit.

 

[Mike Hammer]

He needs to get laid by his father and find a new place of employment.

I thought I was demented.......But you fuckers have me beat hands down.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

damn we are providing a great community service here, I feeling all warm inside, like when you tell the people on the side of the road holding a sign "broke and traveling to tim buck fucking too" to "get a job"

 

[Mike Hammer]

damn we are providing a great community service here, I feeling all warm inside, like when you tell the people on the side of the road holding a sign "broke and traveling to tim buck fucking too" to "get a job"

Yeah everybody needs a hand up now and then.

 

[Black_Bird]

I thought I was demented.......But you fuckers have me beat hands down.

We're only looking out for your best intrests. We want to *HELP* you, Mike, and we know that there isn't many other places you can turn to.

I just want you to know, that you really can count on us...

 

[brokenbrainwave]

Yeah everybody needs a hand up now and then.

I just generally fling bugers at them.

 

[hogjack]

What do those darts symbolize?

Very phallic obviously.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

We're only looking out for your best intrests. We want to *HELP* you, Mike, and we know that there isn't many other places you can turn to.

actually I am just looking for an overwieght chick with a yeast infection so I can make some biscuits

 

[scylis]

"doctor, doctor! last night i dreamed that i had the body of an iguana but kept my own head. i was inside my house, though there were naked posters of Allen Alda everywhere. suddenly, my brother-in-law comes in wearing a bright orange pleather (not leather) disco suit riding a giant snail. his head was that of a gorilla, and his ass inflated and exploded over and over again as he vomited semen all over the room. what does that mean, doc?"

'you hate your father.'

i wonder what a "dream analyst" would say about a dream in which you continuously told your father you hate him! they'd probably tell you you're a schizophrenic crack addict with the head of a gorilla and an ass that continuously inflates and explodes!

 

[HeavyStick]

I thought I was demented.......But you fuckers have me beat hands down.

noted... get rid of that grin.... it's so "batmanish" you don't have shit on Jack Nicolas

 

[Black_Bird]

actually I am just looking for an overwieght chick with a yeast infection so I can make some biscuits

Sorry; the Anna Nicole show isn't on tonight.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

Sorry; the Anna Nicole show isn't on tonight.

and thats why I just watched Georgia beat Clemson, dammit I need some biscuits!

 

[Mike Hammer]

and thats why I just watched Georgia beat Clemson, dammit I need some biscuits!

I sold her six icecream bars.