I think a customer would probably find it disconcerting if the doorbell rang with a pizza deliberately before they called for pizza. They might even claim they didn't want it. However, a psychic pizzeria could offer amazing delivery times like, "We'll deliver within 5 minutes, guaranteed!" This would make for a poor erotic story, unless the delivery girl was hot and sex resulted...but that seems kind of lame and overdone. So, I came up with an alternative use for this plotline:
Someone tells the protagonist about Psychic Pizza Palace and tells him he just has to try it. They're only open a few hours a day but claim to use their psychic powers to enable them to deliver their pizzas within 5 minutes. In truth, the whole thing is a prank. The girl next door keeps a fresh pizza ready (giving it a short nuke in the microwave when he calls) and the phone number he is given is hers. So, she answers his call, "Psychic Pizza. Five minutes or it's free." The girl already knows from inside information what kind of pizza he likes, and continues on saying what he has ordered before he has a chance to continue, then hangs up. This guarantees he won't order something different. Anyhow, she delivers the pizza. Then they have sex.
The prank is basically a vehicle for the girl because she has a crush on the guy. Maybe she claims her psychic senses are telling her he wants to fuck her. Despite never really talking to her (her looks intimidated him?) and thus not recognizing her voice or phone number, he *does* recognize her looks and realizes he's the victim of an elaborate practical joke. But the pizza is good and the sex is better
Anyone care to write this?
Someone tells the protagonist about Psychic Pizza Palace and tells him he just has to try it. They're only open a few hours a day but claim to use their psychic powers to enable them to deliver their pizzas within 5 minutes. In truth, the whole thing is a prank. The girl next door keeps a fresh pizza ready (giving it a short nuke in the microwave when he calls) and the phone number he is given is hers. So, she answers his call, "Psychic Pizza. Five minutes or it's free." The girl already knows from inside information what kind of pizza he likes, and continues on saying what he has ordered before he has a chance to continue, then hangs up. This guarantees he won't order something different. Anyhow, she delivers the pizza. Then they have sex.
The prank is basically a vehicle for the girl because she has a crush on the guy. Maybe she claims her psychic senses are telling her he wants to fuck her. Despite never really talking to her (her looks intimidated him?) and thus not recognizing her voice or phone number, he *does* recognize her looks and realizes he's the victim of an elaborate practical joke. But the pizza is good and the sex is better
Anyone care to write this?
