Psychiatric Help 5 cents.

[VelvetDarkness]

http://www.the-funneled-web.com/images/Lucy%20the%20psychiatrist.gif

Have had a few pms praising my agony auntying skills on HT so I thought I'd inflict my inner Lucy on you lot.

Cash up front, no cheques or cards.

 

[EmpressFi]

maybe I'll open my booth next to yours...

lately, I've been the ones my friends go to when they're upset and need to talk and/or advice...

it's exhausting...

ETA:

/chants

I will not feel guilty for this one...
I will not feel guilty for this one...
I will not feel guilty for this one...
I will not feel guilty for this one...
I will not feel guilty for this one...

 

[VelvetDarkness]

maybe I'll open my booth next to yours...

lately, I've been the ones my friends go to when they're upset and need to talk and/or advice...

it's exhausting...

Competition next door already? *huffs indignantly*

Yeah, it can be a little draining to sympathise with people you care about like that. Depressed people can make one depressed just listening to them if you're not in a determinedly positive frame of mind.

 

[Betticus]

Maybe in the back of your booth your Master can have a spanking area and when your patients are counseled and well swatted on their bottoms you can hug em on the way out when they are feeling all better.

 

[kiten69]

Maybe in the back of your booth your Master can have a spanking area and when your patients are counseled and well swatted on their bottoms you can hug em on the way out when they are feeling all better.

I'll pay for this service

 

[Betticus]

I'll pay for this service

That corner kitty avatar still slays me every time.

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

I did not do it...but if i did...well I would blame the other girl...and I still wouldn't need your services, so there!!!!

 

[kiten69]

That corner kitty avatar still slays me every time.

Well I had you in mind when I picked it. . .since you're constantly sending my ass to the corner.

 

[Betticus]

Well I had you in mind when I picked it. . .since you're constantly sending my ass to the corner.

Corners were practically invented for you!!

 

[kiten69]

Corners were practically invented for you!!

Fucker! Just for that I'm stealing the pillows off of your bed and adding them to my corner!!!

 

[Betticus]

Fucker! Just for that I'm stealing the pillows off of your bed and adding them to my corner!!!

Hahhaha.. there's only one pillow on my bed and it's pretty worn out!

 

[kiten69]

Hahhaha.. there's only one pillow on my bed and it's pretty worn out!

(I put toothpicks in your mattress)

 

[naxalite0906]

Are labotomies included?