Prunes Taste Better Than Pussy

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Its true.

 

[lovecraft68]

Then you've eaten some bad pussy.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

The only people I know that eat prunes are really old.

 

[badbabysitter]

The only people I know that eat prunes are really old.

He's only ever eaten really old pussy

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

He's only ever eaten really old pussy

I don't presume to know what he eats. He could be talking about cats.

 

[badbabysitter]

I don't presume to know what he eats. He could be talking about cats.

My point still stands

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I'm in a bad way.

I just saw the photo of a woman I dated in 1972. She was hot hot hot back then. Now she has no teeth or dentures and is all skin and bones. In those times her pussy was like a hand with wonderful fingers. Natural blonde. What a shock.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

I'm in a bad way.

I just saw the photo of a woman I dated in 1972. She was hot hot hot back then. Now she has no teeth or dentures and is all skin and bones. In those times her pussy was like a hand with wonderful fingers. Natural blonde. What a shock.

And then you looked in the mirror?

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

The only people I know that eat prunes are really old.

I invented old.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

I invented old.

It's a natural progression.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

It's a natural progression.

Many never get old. I pray to Jesus all the time to spare people old age.

 

[sixfeetundernea]

That would explain a lot about sex life then. I'm extremely relieved that I understand things now.

Tell me everyone, is there a sex toy that mimics being licked/eaten out?

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Many never get old. I pray to Jesus all the time to spare people old age.

You don't have to go any farther than the GB to see there is a whole generation that has absolutely no respect for the aged.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

The only people I know that eat prunes are really old.

Oh no... I love prunes.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Oh no... I love prunes.

You must be very old.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

You must be very old.

Evidently.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Evidently.

At least, regular.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

At least, regular.

Exactly! Prune juice apparently serves the same purpose, yet is nowhere near as satisfying.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Prunes eaten from pussy would be what?

God only knows, but kudos for letting me not kill this thread

What I want to know is how the association came up in the first place...

 

[doowdniw]

Perhaps you should eat pussy more regularly.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

God only knows, but kudos for letting me not kill this thread

What I want to know is how the association came up in the first place...

I blame lateral thinking.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Prunes eaten from pussy would be what?

Better tasting then those from assholes.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

You don't have to go any farther than the GB to see there is a whole generation that has absolutely no respect for the aged.

But most of them wanna join our ranks.

 

[Lancecastor]

Its true.

Canned, stewed prunes should be avoided.

Fresh prunes are sweet and juicy.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

But most of them wanna join our ranks.

They don't have the skills.