Prove to me that...

[Wilben]

...the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus, and the Tooth Fairy don't exist!

 

[breakwall]

*turns Christmas sock upside down*

*taps it*

Apparently, Santa brought me dust.

 

[ma_guy]

Oh, they exist. The Easter Bunny will be here in just a few months. I'm soooo excited!

 

[LukkyKnight]

It's not that they don't exist, it's that they haven't found much reason to visit this particular dimension in recent years.

 

[hogjack]

They DO exist.

And all are better performers than Kevin Federline.

 

[Lorelei_11]

Don't talk like that. I want to have sex with Santa. I want to believe I will.

 

[ma_guy]

They DO exist.

And all are better performers than Kevin Federline.

Feh! That kinda goes without saying doesn't it? I've flushed turds down the bowl that could perform better than Federline.

 

[montrealgirl]

I think they are all the same person. It is just a theory I'm working on.

 

[spacekowboy]

You forgot the militant, man-hating, bull-dyke lesbian and the $100 dollar bill in this scenario.

 

[KinkyDaisy]

*turns Christmas sock upside down*

*taps it*

Apparently, Santa brought me dust.

This only proves how naughty you've been darlin.

 

[hogjack]

I think they are all the same person. It is just a theory I'm working on.

That would make Mrs. Clause quite the lucky lady, wouldn't it? Married to a one-man (errr, bunny-fairy-man) gangbang.

 

[hogjack]

You forgot the militant, man-hating, bull-dyke lesbian and the $100 dollar bill in this scenario.

I don't recall any mention of female college professors in this thread.

 

[Spider Rand]

You forgot the militant, man-hating, bull-dyke lesbian and the $100 dollar bill in this scenario.

Know how you can tell you're in a militant, man-hating, bull-dyke lesbian bar?
The pool table has no balls...

 

[montrealgirl]

That would make Mrs. Clause quite the lucky lady, wouldn't it? Married to a one-man (errr, bunny-fairy-man) gangbang.

The question is how does Santa loses all his weight to fit into the Tooth Fairy costume. I mean, cookies have a lot of carbs and you can't just lose that kind of poundage overnight.

Like I said, it is only in the theory phase.

 

[hogjack]

The question is how does Santa loses all his weight to fit into the Tooth Fairy costume. I mean, cookies have a lot of carbs and you can't just lose that kind of poundage overnight.

Like I said, it is only in the theory phase.

Santa is a workout nut. He packs on a lot of pounds in the Winter but he spends a lot of time working out in a private club he had the elves built with exercise equipment that just happened to 'fall off' the sleigh on Christmas Eve.

Your theory seems to have merit. It's better than the most recent hypothesis you were obsessed with: human nipples responsible for Cro-Magnon cave drawings

 

[spacekowboy]

I don't recall any mention of female college professors in this thread.

Or gym teachers for that matter.

 

[spacekowboy]

Know how you can tell you're in a militant, man-hating, bull-dyke lesbian bar?
The pool table has no balls...

and the cues make your hands smell funny.

 

[hogjack]

Or gym teachers for that matter.

Or sadists either.

 

[someplace]

It's not that they don't exist, it's that they haven't found much reason to visit this particular dimension in recent years.

do you NEED some Easter Eggs? ...'cause I can arrange that for ya.....

 

[Wilben]

You guys aren't convincing me.

 

[islandman]

Don't talk like that. I want to have sex with Santa. I want to believe I will.

No one else had the balls to say it, but I will...you're one sick, twisted woman.

 

[hogjack]

You guys aren't convincing me.

Stuff your dentures under your pillow tonight and see if you wake up with a wad of cash in the same spot in the morning.

The Tooth Fairy never misses an opportunity to grab dentures. He's got some serious tooth fetish.

 

[red_rose]

You guys aren't convincing me.

Well, one day I found a collection of my baby teeth in my parents' top dresser drawer.

 

[ma_guy]

Well, one day I found a collection of my baby teeth in my parents' top dresser drawer.

Your parents ripped off the tooth fairy??? They are going to hell!

 

[borisk]

I just shot the bunny ... The fairy was just a bad flash back..... Santa.....fuck em