badbabysitter
Vault Girl
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- Jul 6, 2002
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So, I was out late and decided to hit Denny's on my way home, and there was table of old miserable guys getting the early bird special sitting across from me
And wouldn't you believe it, they were discussing the upcoming revolt with their great leader Eeyore.. and some of the rules they would have put in place to ensure their glorious future
being a woman, they didn't acknowledge my existence and I could listen in
here's some of the things I learned
their motto ... " For Grace"
there would be no chain of command, as taking orders flies in the face of individual liberty
their would be no uniforms, for the aforementioned reason
medical texts that discuss the female reproductive system must be burned before Science or Rational Thought began to seep into their ranks
if caught breaking laws/rules in enemy territory, play the victim to such an outrageous degree that the enemy will never take you seriously
make Jesus Christ your personal lord and saviour, quote the Bible.. but always deny being a Christian.. because Christianity is apparently some super duper secret society
your enemies are statist collectivist playgrounder wannabee gnostic lemmings
they themselves seemed unclear what that meant
and the biggest one was
there would be no penalty for desertion, as whenever a soldier would claim to leave forever.. they would probably be back in less then a month
And wouldn't you believe it, they were discussing the upcoming revolt with their great leader Eeyore.. and some of the rules they would have put in place to ensure their glorious future
being a woman, they didn't acknowledge my existence and I could listen in
here's some of the things I learned
their motto ... " For Grace"
there would be no chain of command, as taking orders flies in the face of individual liberty
their would be no uniforms, for the aforementioned reason
medical texts that discuss the female reproductive system must be burned before Science or Rational Thought began to seep into their ranks
if caught breaking laws/rules in enemy territory, play the victim to such an outrageous degree that the enemy will never take you seriously
make Jesus Christ your personal lord and saviour, quote the Bible.. but always deny being a Christian.. because Christianity is apparently some super duper secret society
your enemies are statist collectivist playgrounder wannabee gnostic lemmings
they themselves seemed unclear what that meant
and the biggest one was
there would be no penalty for desertion, as whenever a soldier would claim to leave forever.. they would probably be back in less then a month