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[timmy65]

While pursuing a non sexual activity in a local park, I was approached physically by a hand stroking my balls as I looked for something. How should I have reacted ?

 

[Etoile]

Your dog couldn't find the tennis ball you tossed into the bushes, so you went over and bent down to look for it and somebody came up and touched your balls?

I'd run screaming, personally.

 

[plesmone]

While pursuing a non sexual activity in a local park, I was approached physically by a hand stroking my balls as I looked for something. How should I have reacted ?

Oh! Like in that old movie with Michael Cain – “The Hand!” Ya, I think he loss his hand in a car accident and the hand went crawing through the grassy fields. And I thought the Hand was searching for the arm, but now I understand – the Hand was searching for balls! Boy, isn’t that spooky!

 

[bluemoonbill]

Oh! Like in that old movie with Michael Cain – “The Hand!” Ya, I think he loss his hand in a car accident and the hand went crawing through the grassy fields. And I thought the Hand was searching for the arm, but now I understand – the Hand was searching for balls! Boy, isn’t that spooky!

Its hilarious to visualize those thoughts Etoile & Plesmone..........<chuckle and smile>.......you two have a great sense of humor.

Timmy, I don't know enough of the circumstances to comment on the incident.........was the person attractive in your eyes? Did you enjoy what they did? Life's short........enjoy what you can.

Regards all,

Bill

 

[Bill3250]

While pursuing a non sexual activity in a local park, I was approached physically by a hand stroking my balls as I looked for something. How should I have reacted ?

I though I could reply, but then I realized I had never gone into a park (or anywhere else, I guess) when I wasn't open for some sort of sexual activity!

 

[Night_Jasmine]

I'd be more of the 'punch first and ask questions later' type.

 

[Etoile]

I'd be more of the 'punch first and ask questions later' type.

I was torn between punching and running away screaming.

 

[plesmone]

I was torn between punching and running away screaming.

Ya know - the only way he could have had his balls checked while he was looking for something is if he were leaning over into a trash can. That would make it hard to punch or run.

 

[none2_none2]

While pursuing a non sexual activity in a local park, I was approached physically by a hand stroking my balls as I looked for something. How should I have reacted ?

There could be several explanations:

1) Were you near an exposed manhole? Someone could have been reaching up in hopes to grab something to help get out of the manhole.

2) Were you in the part of the park frequented by oncologists? Some oncologists are so used to their work, that they could have just been giving you a free testicular cancer screening.

3) Were you in the part of the park frequented by very conservative religious people? The word "testament" I was told actually comes from the same word as testicle. Back in those old days, to swear an oath, you touched the mans testicals. For instance, in the old testament an old man asked his servant to find a wife for his son, the servant put his hands on the old man's testicles and swore he would do so.

4) Where you near a golf course? Someone could have been scrounging around for their lost balls.

As to how I would react... Since I'm in a relationship, I would kindly remove the hand(s) unless the owner could validate that he was a doctor. Now if I were single, I would judge my reaction based on how gentle the touch was. If there were the least amount of pressure, I would fight off the hand. Otherwise, I would appreciate any support the hand wished to give me.

Finally, I always felt that given my sexual interests that I must have been a failed proctologist in a prior life and that in this life, my main purpose is to save men from the rages of prostate cancer with VERY frequent exams. Unfortunately, most men wouldn't react so calmly as you have in this situation if a free finger (or two) was making sure their prostate was in good working order.