Protecting Washington's Manholes

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Hundreds of vulnerable manholes are being sealed and placed under guard to protect participants in the Inauguration. If Karl Rove is as smart as I think he is, he insisted on being first.
 
Heard some inaugural guy talking about how it was good to have a big bash despite the fact that we still have troops coming under fire in Iraq. He actually said it was good that the boys if the field could "see what they're fighting for".

---dr.M.
 
No way would George forego the pomp and circumstances of the coronat-- er, inauguration. That's the best part of winning the election!
 
You'd think with all the Republicans in town, no one would have to worry about their manhole at all.

---Zoot
 
this bash is costing the American taxpayers a cool $ 40 Mill

wowzers :eek:
 
Just realized: Karl Rove looks like Ken Starr. Soft, roundish lobe-shaped heads, vaguely reminiscent of pendulous female breasts dangling the wrong way, with eyes and nostrils painted on. Twins separated at birth?

Or is there just a certain facial type and head shape that's genetically linked in anglo-saxon men with the tendency, upon contact with power, to become purse-lipped beady-eyed little S.S. wannabes? Watching Rove speak and knowing what he does and with how little shame, I imagine him as a teenager, rejected for initiation into a cult of white supremacist skinheads because he (a) couldn't be trusted and (b) cried after swirlies.

Gotta hand it to the Rove/Starr generation of conservative Republicans: these guys know how to get their whites their whitest. No Clorox required.
 
[url]www.bruce.[/url] said:
this bash is costing the American taxpayers a cool $ 40 Mill

wowzers :eek:

That's for anti-terrorist measures like the manhole guards. The parties and liquor are from private donors...I wonder what the donors get?
 
shereads said:
That's for anti-terrorist measures like the manhole guards. The parties and liquor are from private donors...I wonder what the donors get?

Political advancement.

Oh, wait. That's an accurate statement.

Um, they get to choose the next group to lose civil liberties?

No, that's also happening.

Oh, I know! They get to pick the next country the U.S. will invade!
 
sweetsubsarahh said:
Political advancement.

Oh, wait. That's an accurate statement.

Um, they get to choose the next group to lose civil liberties?

No, that's also happening.

Oh, I know! They get to pick the next country the U.S. will invade!

Don't forget they get the taxpayers to pay them to rearrange the pieces after the invasion.

I was going to say 'pick up the pieces' but that implies they would be trying to fix things. Rearranging means the job never ends and they can sponge off the taxpayers forever. Blasted welfare bums.
 
Good god, people. I saw a clip of the parade on CNN just now. Streets so heavily lined with SWAT teams that Washington could be mistaken for Argentina under Peron. Will Evita make a speech from the balcony later?

It must be nice to be loved.
 
[url]www.bruce.[/url] said:
this bash is costing the American taxpayers a cool $ 40 Mill

wowzers :eek:

Not true. It's being paid for privately. Mostly big money donors that pay a fortune to shmooze. I read somewhere that for $50k, you got 8 tickets to a lunch with Bush/Cheney, tickets to the inauguration and parade, and tickets to some high powered reception.

The $40 mill. isn't coming from tax payers.
 
shereads said:
That's for anti-terrorist measures like the manhole guards. The parties and liquor are from private donors...I wonder what the donors get?

Well, George vowed to bring ''liberty and freedom to every corner of the world' so perhaps the donors might each get a country all their own.
 
Wildcard Ky said:
Not true. It's being paid for privately. Mostly big money donors that pay a fortune to shmooze. I read somewhere that for $50k, you got 8 tickets to a lunch with Bush/Cheney, tickets to the inauguration and parade, and tickets to some high powered reception.

The $40 mill. isn't coming from tax payers.

We're paying for security. Did you see the size of that army?
 
shereads said:
We're paying for security. Did you see the size of that army?

True, we are paying for security. I haven't seen anything that breaks down this inauguration into what taxpayers are paying, and what private donors are paying. All I've heard is that the total bill is $40 mill.

As for the size of the Army........Whaddaya expect? He's got at least half the world pissed off...............:D
 
Wildcard Ky said:
Not true. It's being paid for privately. Mostly big money donors that pay a fortune to shmooze. I read somewhere that for $50k, you got 8 tickets to a lunch with Bush/Cheney, tickets to the inauguration and parade, and tickets to some high powered reception.

The $40 mill. isn't coming from tax payers.

Donations are paying for the parties, yes. At least for the food and entertainment.

But the security costs for the entire affair now reside within the growing U.S. deficit.
 
Wildcard Ky said:
True, we are paying for security. I haven't seen anything that breaks down this inauguration into what taxpayers are paying, and what private donors are paying. All I've heard is that the total bill is $40 mill.

As for the size of the Army........Whaddaya expect? He's got at least half the world pissed off...............:D

We all end up paying when the private donors call in the favors they're owed. That's the beauty of it. Nobody is such a big honking patriot that he's going to foot the bill for a politician's party if he doesn't expect to make his money back.
 
I've always wondered, but if you're the biggest donor, do you get to put a saddle on the politician of your choice and ride them around the Capitol?

Or if you donate a couple mil do you at least get to make Bush bark like a dog and beg for table scraps?

Just thinking out loud.
 
Lucifer_Carroll said:
I've always wondered, but if you're the biggest donor, do you get to put a saddle on the politician of your choice and ride them around the Capitol?

Or if you donate a couple mil do you at least get to make Bush bark like a dog and beg for table scraps?

Just thinking out loud.

No, no, no. You're thinking of Rutherford B. Hayes. In the New American Century, your millions purchase favors that affect millions of people. For example, just funding the open bar at whatever event the Bush twins are attending tonight could entitle you to a lucrative rebuilding contract in Belize.

"But there's nothing to rebuild in Belize."

Isn't there? But there could be, couldn't there, if....
 
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