Pros and cons of dating a stripper.

[_Jon_Reremy]

Pro- When eating out, you'll always have cash for the tip.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Con- your father can't quite place where he knows her from.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Tear away pants.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Pro- $$$$$$

 

[smoothg103rd]

I dating a stripper a couple of times. Never was on no girlfriend boyfriend shit,but spend a lot of time with a few of them. So I know a lot about this topic.

Pros: they have no problem with spending money.
They know how to strip tease.
They're freaks.
Will fuck you any where.

Cons
Can't trust them.
Anybody can see their body
You always thinking who are they fucking for money.

 

[_Jon_Reremy]

if you're both adventurous and lucky, maybe she'll bring her work home for you.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Con- you have to Oxyclean out the cum stains

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Pro- you can start a DNA library

 

[_Jon_Reremy]

Pro- her work might have a buffet

Con- do you really trust that buffet....

 

[Que]

Pros: Great flexibility, impressive core strength, good stamina, great legs. High probability of the bolt-on upgrade package if you are into that sort of thing. They seem men at their worst, so you will look good by comparison with just a modicum of human decency. Also, they own stripper heels, and aren't afraid to use them, which is awesome.

Cons: at a minimum they have a weed habit, and most likely an on again-off-again loser boyfriend that you do not want to rub elbows with on a social basis. She probably is less promiscuous than the general public would assume, but the loser ex boyfriend has been able to fuck her whilst being demonstrably a loser, so he probably fucks a lot of random skanks as well. Also they are stripper because they prefer not to do a nine to five grind, and are looking for easy ways to make rent. She will work you, because that is what strippers do for a living.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Con- she spends waaay too much money on shoes, makeup and tiny underwear

 

[smoothg103rd]

What type of strippers do you people know? Half of the things that are mentioned doesn't apply to any strippers I know. And I know a lot.

 

[Que]

What type of strippers do you people know? Half of the things that are mentioned doesn't apply to any strippers I know. And I know a lot.

Lol.We had this conversation once. I gotta drive 150 miles through like 12 revenue-hungry police jurisdictions to arrive at a club for gentlemen, such as myself. You, on the other hand, have like 7 joints within an easy stroll.

 

[Killswitch1]

Pro- When eating out, you'll always have cash for the tip.

Con. Shes never hungry because shes a cokehead.

Or pro depending on how you look at it.

 

[Not Normal]

Pro- Unlimited glitter



con- Glitter Everwhere

 

[smoothg103rd]

Lol.We had this conversation once. I gotta drive 150 miles through like 12 revenue-hungry police jurisdictions to arrive at a club for gentlemen, such as myself. You, on the other hand, have like 7 joints within an easy stroll.

It got to the point where the workers knew me by name. Especially at this one club. The club close at 2am, I wouldn't leave until around 3:30 4am. I had that much juice. I'll be in there drinking while the strippers are getting dressed to leave and the bartender is counting out. I did whatever I wanted in that club. Those were the days.

 

[smoothg103rd]

Con. Shes never hungry because shes a cokehead.

Or pro depending on how you look at it.

Yall strippers are cokeheads? Lol

 

[Killswitch1]

Yall strippers are cokeheads? Lol

When I hung around the clubs they were. Friend was a DJ at this real hole in Detroit and my girlfriend worked at a Massage Parlor in the suburbs. She later ran one of the largest upscale escort services in the area until she got shut down.

I've hung around those places and those women plenty.

Cokeheads. And thieving scamming liars but dayum.

lol

 

[Que]

Double post

 

[Que]

Pro- Unlimited glitter



con- Glitter Everwhere

Now see, this may be where there s some variance. I, being a gentleman, eschew strip clubs. I go to establishments designed with the discriminating gentleman such as myself in mind. These are called cab-bar-retts or gentlemen's clubs, mostly because we gentlemen frequent them, not because gentlemanly behavior is necessarily required. But it doesn't hurt.

At these places, gentlemen have places to be, like back to the office or home to the wife and kids and customers showing up in those places, covered with glitter, tends to cut down on repeat visits.

 

[spacekowboy]

Pro : Crazy in the bed.



Con: Crazy I the head.

 

[toubab]

Only dated one, and didn't know she was a stripper at first. In fact, I didn't know she was a stripper for at least a month or two after I started seeing her. She was very secretive about a lot of things. But she was extremely beautiful, and extremely sexy. Still remember her fondly.

 

[Nezhul]

Pros: she can move, she knows how to act and how to be attractive. She is open minded about most kinks you may bring, she will never hesitate to try new positions and will never insist on turning the lights off. She keeps herself fit, she is probably very well groomed too and waxed all over. She has a lot of free time.
Cons: she works in the evening - this may not go well with most people's schedule. You can't really talk about her work to anyone. Jealousy - people see her body all the time.

A few thoughts on previous comments.
She's a stripper, not a prostitute. A lot of posts suggest trust issue, but really that is about a person, not her profession. There are non-stripper girls whom you cannot trust. If trust is your issue you should ask yourself - can you trust ANY sexy girlfriend not to cheat you?
Money comments - hah, you should be delusional to think she earns a ton of money.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Pro- When eating out, you'll always have cash for the tip.

She already spent it on coke...

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Yall strippers are cokeheads? Lol

Pretty much unless heroin is the new thing.