Proposing changes to the calendar for this year

[mediocre]

So, I want April moved up in the year. I would like it to replace February. While we're at it, I've seen someplace around here a lot of people are waiting for May to arrive, let's move that too. My new proposed calendar would look like this.....

January
April
May
February
March
June
July
August
September
October
November
December

Even though this means moving my birthday back a few months, I'm willing to make the sacrifice. I'm guessing golf season would start around the same time as always so we're safe there.

What say you? Any more changes to make? Would we take this directly to President Obama? I suppose congress would want to weigh in and attach some pork spending to it.

Fucking bureaucrats.

 

[mediocre]

Look, a poll.

 

[fishercat]

I'm sorry, but I refuse to vote until you re-instate October, as it is my favorite month and it contains my birthday. Perhaps that's why it's my favorite month. Hmm.

 

[mediocre]

Well, doh on my part.

I like October.

Really, I do.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

January
April
May
April
May
April
May
April
May
October
November
December

 

[00Syd]

No messing with February!

 

[Essene]

No messing with February!

Srsly.

 

[Bi_Kitty]

January
April
May
April
May
April
May
April
May
October
November
December

No August, so does that mean I can pick which I want my "new" birthday in? LOL

 

[Etoile]

You kept good old Jason D. I'm satisfied.

 

[wicked woman]

I want June and August in there more often please...maybe even July...and I'll happily live without February and March

 

[unregistered]

 

[mediocre]

Personally, I would be very, very happy with this calendar!

So would I. Get to see The Masters four times. Amongst other pluses.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

No messing with February!

Sorry 'bout that. February's just too nasty a month for most of the civilized universe. You can swap it for the April or May of your choice.

No August, so does that mean I can pick which I want my "new" birthday in? LOL

You can switch your August for any (one) April of your choice. (Yeah, that means you can't have all four of them and four birthdays a year. Besides, you don't really wanna get old that fast!

You kept good old Jason D. I'm satisfied.

Ummm... wellllll... I kept a J, and several A's, and OND, but I can't find an S.

I want June and August in there more often please...maybe even July...and I'll happily live without February and March

June's okay. I'll think about changing the latter three April-Mays for two April-May-Junes. You're gonna have to give up on August, though. It's too damn hot in the Northern Hemisphere then.

Personally, I would be very, very happy with this calendar!

So would I. Get to see The Masters four times. Amongst other pluses.

Hmmm... so if the same personTiger won the Masters all four times in one year, would that be a Grand Slam?

 

[00Syd]

We need to have at least on February because that's my birthday, and I wouldn't want to switch it to any other date.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

We need to have at least on February because that's my birthday, and I wouldn't want to switch it to any other date.

On your calendar, the first April's 26th will be specially designated as the only day in February allowed on the calendar. K?

 

[Yasashii_Kaze]

September
October
November
May
September
October
November
May
September
October
November
May

I REALLY like Autumn, but I want a little spring thrown in to spice things up.

 

[mediocre]

I believe that would constitute a true Tiger slam.

I'm ok with that.

I would like to point out though, no March Madness.

 

[Harmony_1985]

Keep August plz, I like having my birthday in the summer!

 

[Sir_Winston54]

I believe that would constitute a true Tiger slam.

I'm ok with that.

I would like to point out though, no March Madness.

And this would be a problem why? : Points out that basketball is boring. :: )

Keep August plz, I like having my birthday in the summer!

How about we rename the third May as "Maugust?"

 

[mediocre]

And this would be a problem why? : Points out that basketball is boring. :: )

How about we rename the third May as "Maugust?"

Pro hoops is boring. College hoops, not so boring. Besides, I make good money on the tournament.

 

[Homburg]

So, I want April moved up in the year. I would like it to replace February. While we're at it, I've seen someplace around here a lot of people are waiting for May to arrive, let's move that too. My new proposed calendar would look like this.....

Fuck. Yes.

I'm all about it.

 

[mediocre]

So, I want April moved up in the year. I would like it to replace February. While we're at it, I've seen someplace around here a lot of people are waiting for May to arrive, let's move that too. My new proposed calendar would look like this.....

Fuck. Yes.

I'm all about it.

Another for the aye column. It's starting to snowball.

 

[sinnocence]

As long as there's a January 5th, February 9th, May, June, November, and December, I'll be good.

 

[WriterDom]

I'm fairly happy with the calendar. I'd condense November and December into one 30 day month and add 15 days to May and September.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

I give up. I created the perfect calendar, but everyone wants to change it to suit some little quirk (birthdays, etc.). The hell with it. Everyone hereby has permission to change their own personal calendar just to suit themselves.





And if that means you get all fucked up with the rest of the world, so be it. Mine would have worked for everyone, but no! It wasn't good enough to the Selfish Sallys!

ETA: This IS, of course, just smartassery. I'm not pissed at all. I'm almost smiling.