Proposed taxonomy of moresomes

[UtilityCurve]

How's that for pretension?

Anyway, one topic that pops up occasionally is where lines are drawn between gangbangs and trains, group sex and orgies, etc.

After long years of consideration, I came up with the following taxonomy of moresomes and other miscellany

1. Solo and paired are self-explanatory and are what almost all of us will (ever) experience
2. Threesomes are self-explanatory as are foursomes
3. Five is where group sex begins
4. Nine orgy
5. Gangbangs are where the subject (or is he an object?) pleases or is used by more than one person at a time
6. Trains on the other hand mean the subject pleases or is used by no more than one person at a time
7. Both gangbangs and trains are group sex or orgies in number
8. Cursed are the morons that use the word creampie to include a male finishing in a mouth; the essence of a creampie is that the recipient is not in full control of the semen at the point of receipt
9. The difference between a tittyfuck and a tit wank is that in the former the woman/girl is essentially passive (though she may be the one holding her breasts together, indeed that is often easiest on her partner); in a wank he is passive (she provides the motion)--and here is where reasonable people may disagree--but if he is holding her breasts together, it just doesn't seem like a proper wank (yet it seems even less like a fuck)
10. Cum is the noun; come the verb. It's useful to distinguish.

Yeah, I know: This is punctilious in the extreme. But I have that kind of personality and I shan't apologize for it.

 

[EmmAgain]

How's that for pretension?

Anyway, one topic that pops up occasionally is where lines are drawn between gangbangs and trains, group sex and orgies, etc.

After long years of consideration, I came up with the following taxonomy of moresomes and other miscellany

1. Solo and paired are self-explanatory and are what almost all of us will (ever) experience
2. Threesomes are self-explanatory as are foursomes
3. Five is where group sex begins
4. Nine orgy
5. Gangbangs are where the subject (or is he an object?) pleases or is used by more than one person at a time
6. Trains on the other hand mean the subject pleases or is used by no more than one person at a time
7. Both gangbangs and trains are group sex or orgies in number
8. Cursed are the morons that use the word creampie to include a male finishing in a mouth; the essence of a creampie is that the recipient is not in full control of the semen at the point of receipt
9. The difference between a tittyfuck and a tit wank is that in the former the woman/girl is essentially passive (though she may be the one holding her breasts together, indeed that is often easiest on her partner); in a wank he is passive (she provides the motion)--and here is where reasonable people may disagree--but if he is holding her breasts together, it just doesn't seem like a proper wank (yet it seems even less like a fuck)
10. Cum is the noun; come the verb. It's useful to distinguish.

Yeah, I know: This is punctilious in the extreme. But I have that kind of personality and I shan't apologize for it.

I admire your ambition - thank you!