Programmer attempts to create AI girlfriend, fails, tries Personals Instead

[divisionrocket0]

Hello future wife,

A few weeks ago I was compelled by few beers and evening without girlfriend to try this thing on Literotica where one write a few funny words and ladies fall in love with you.

I am man from Pacific Northwest (rainforest) who despite living here for half of life, does not care for rain all much. I am programmer who currently is learning about artificial intelligence and machine learning, while working on far more dull systems for income.

I am 6'0, or 6'1 on good day. A social drinker, own zero fedora's and work out at gym religiously. There are people who say I'm funny, I don't know if this is sincere. This post is serious attempt and finding woman. If you're not yet convinced that I'm guy for you, here are a some facts about my life:

• I regularly get thanked for my commentary during movies. Sometimes even receive applause.
• I once made love to lesbian. She was okay.
• I was once kicked out of a pub for refusing drink.
• I talked to a stripper about her son and boyfriend before she gave me a lap dance.
• I've never seen an episode of the big bang theory and have no desire to.
• I spent month without wi-fi because ISP forgot to flip a switch.
• I own about 10 games for the PS4 but I’ve never finished one. A few I've never even played!

Maybe some of these are gross misrepresentation of what actually take place. Maybe some are flat out lies. Think of this as interesting conversation starter. Which are true? Which are partially? Which are fabrication? Possibilities are endless.

Okay, that is everything interesting about me? Maybe there is more. Have I intrigued you yet?

If you’re too shy to talk to me just read this again and pretend like you know me. Like old friend who had crush and want to confess.

Now let’s talk about you!

I'm waiting...