Profound thought for the Day

willywanker

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Really profound thought!


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Sometimes ... when you cry ... no one sees your tears ...

Sometimes ... when you are happy ... no one sees your smile ...


But fart just one time....!!!
 
and the world is on you like white on rice,,,




Filling in for the Sparkster today?
 
morning Willy

sometimes never smelled,,,,
sometimes never heard,,,,
but a presence that can't be ignored
 
morning Simply

And Darien, in the immortal words of George Carlin, Don't for get the SBD fart..





























Silent, But Deadly
 
I like seeing you again Simply,,, :p

trying to think of a thread to start,, that even the ladies would enjoy,, Willy's isn't so bad!!

Darn,, have to slow down on the posting now
 
Trying to hold off on reaching 100 posts till Diana gets here? :)
And always good to see you again and again Darien. :p

WIlly, I love that tape by George Carlin, and who can forget the
OCS...









One Cheek Sneak..:D
 
Simply Me said:
WIlly, I love that tape by George Carlin, and who can forget the
OCS...









One Cheek Sneak..:D

Are we giving our age away again, Simply? But you got to love Carlin!!!!!
 
willywanker said:


Are we giving our age away again, Simply? But you got to love Carlin!!!!!

LOL, yes I think we are Willy, but what a hilarious man. I can remember laying back at a friends house, (feeling no pain;) ), and laughing so hard at that tape I cried.. Got something from a friend in the mail , that had Carlin pissed off at the world. Will try to post it in here for you...:)
 
Worst part, Simply, is I think I had that tape on 8-track.

Still love "the 7 words you can't say on TV" most of which you can say now.

"You can prick your finger, but you can't finger your prick!"
 
yes, Willy,, the oh so familiar SBD,,lol

Simply,, some things just have to be shared with someone you love,, and 100 posts will be one of those things,,,:p
 
I think mine was an album actually, but I had plenty of 8-tracks too.. Had to edit this as Geroge can be politically Incorrect sometimes, and I don't want to offend anyone.

Bad American
> >
> > By, George Carlin
> >
> > I am your worst nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin.
> >
> > I like big cars, big hooters, and big paychecks. I believe the money I
> make belongs
> > to me and my family, not some mid-level governmental functionary with a
> bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack addicts squirting out babies

I'm not in
> > touch with my feelings and I like it that way, damn-it!! I believe no
one
> > ever died
> > because of something Ozzy Osborne, Ice-T, or Marilyn Manson sang. I
think
> > owning a
> > gun doesn't make you a killer. I believe it's called the Boy Scouts for
a
> > reason

I think that being a
> student
> > doesn't give you
> > any more enlightenment than working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your
> parents are
> > footing the bill to put your pansy ass through 4-7 years of college, you
> > haven't begun to
> > be enlightened

I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God
> or gods, just leave the rest of us out of it. This also applies to
> sexuality.
> > My heroes are John Wayne, the Simpson's, and whoever canceled Dr. Quinn,
> > Medicine Woman. I
> > don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor. I know wrestling is fake and
I
> > don't
> > waste my time arguing about it

I didn't wander forty years in
> the desert after getting
> > chased out of Egypt, I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by
> the Turks and
> > neither have you, so shut-the-fuck-up-already

I think global warming is a big lie.
Where
> > are all those experts now when I'm freezing my ass off through a long
> winter?
I think
the
> > cops have the right to shoot your sorry ass if you are breaking the law
> > regardless of
> > what color you are. I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot
> > works, I don't
> > want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation of the
> > world for
> > the next four years.

I think if you are in the passing lane, and not
> passing, your
> > license should be revoked, and you should be forced to ride the bus
until
> > you promise to
> > never delay the rest of us again. I think beef jerky could quite
possibly
> be the perfect food.

. I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but
> please don't pretend
> > they are a political statement. I think Dr. Seuss was a genius. I'm
> neither angry
> > or disenfranchised, no matter how desperately the mainstream media would
> > like the world to believe otherwise. I believe if she has her lips on
your
> > willie, it is sex, and itis sex for both of you. This even applies to
the
> > President of the United States

If that makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American. We need
our
> > country
> > back!!!


He can be funny, but I also like to see him when he is on a rampage..
 
Ya gotta love him

And I noticed he even managed to work my name in there, that was nice of him.

LOL
 
Ya noticed that huh? :p

Trying desperately to remember the other words you couldn't say on tv, but my mind is old, and my memory is shot.. :(


I understand Darien, and hope to see Diana around before I call it a day..
 
7 words

I remember them just to shy to post them here.

Hi Willy

Hi Simply huggggggggggggs
 
Re: 7 words

Bluenose said:
I remember them just to shy to post them here.

Hi Willy

Hi Simply huggggggggggggs

Hugsssssss Blue, good to see you :D

And please post them, it's driving me crazy trying to remember them, and I looked on the internet, but everything I found on him was for sale..


How are you today? Work going good?
 
ok

Hug Simply

now i think I remember them right:

Shit, fuck, Cock, Cunt, Cocksucker, mother fucker and tits

I think that is them
 
I think you're right Blue, that sounds familiar. Thanks :D

Funny how those words are so commonplace now, but I still only use a few of them, and then only when I'm mad.
 
lol willy that was bad.


Blue honey? Were those words coming from you?:eek:
 
Hi "^^" *smooooches*

I am great and glad you admit I am innocent.
 
Hey Blue, I think Piss was one of the words you cant use, and cock was one of the ones you had to watch,

Like your cock can crow but you can't crow about your cock.
 
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