Professional Movers and Sex Toys

[Willing and Unsure]

As I'm sure some of you have gathered from my other threads lately, I am moving soon. I will be having professional movers coming in to pack everything and move it all. The big question I have right now that came to mind recently, how do I hide my sex toys from the movers but still get them packed up and moved without any problems? Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated.

 

[SlyKitten]

Pack them yourself and seal the box, writing 'beauty products' or 'bathroom' on it.
Or bring them with you in a carry on (I don't know how much toys you have though hehe)
Ship them to your new adress

 

[silverwhisper]

W&U: so long as the box is sealed, they won't know what's inside. but how many do you own? if it isn't many, pack 'em in carry-on and take 'em with you yourself, i say.

ed

 

[Eilan]

This is going to be of no help whatsoever, but I think this is a good idea for a story.

 

[Willing and Unsure]

I have quite a few of them (like more than a dozen things). I thought about packing them myself, there's just one little catch with doing that. If I pack anything myself, then it's not insured by the movers when it gets moved. But if they pack it, it is insured (basically, if it gets lost or whatever, it is their fault). That's kind of where my small dilemma is.

 

[EJFan]

I have quite a few of them (like more than a dozen things). I thought about packing them myself, there's just one little catch with doing that. If I pack anything myself, then it's not insured by the movers when it gets moved. But if they pack it, it is insured (basically, if it gets lost or whatever, it is their fault). That's kind of where my small dilemma is.

i guess the big question then is what's of greater value?

would you rather these anonymous movers know you have sex toys or would you rather risk having to reinvest in your collection on the chance it gets stolen/lost/destroyed???

if you're the least bit uncomfortable about them packing the items, just pack 'em yourself and mail them to the new place if it's too much to take on the plane. you can insure them through the post office or UPS or whatever. all you need to do with the USPS is tell them how much you want to insure it for. you don't have to identify the contents unless there's a claim (at least that's the way it's done here).

 

[MasterNico]

IMO you are the customer and you are paying them. WHAT they move should be irrelevant. If it is your own embarrassment that you are trying to prevent, then I suggest putting them in a bag of some sort and letting them pack the bag into a box. I'm sure they won't be opening any extra purses that you own before sticking them in a box. I would think a gym bag would be much the same.

Myself, I love the shock. I would hand them rubber gloves, open the drawer they are kept in and say "want me to put those away for you?"


But then, I'm bad like that

 

[Willing and Unsure]

thanks for the suggestions.

I dont think it's so much my own embarrassment as it is that I'm moving out of my parents' house and there's a good chance that they might be here when that stuff gets packed. I'd prefer to keep my family in the dark about that type of thing. If the movers know I have sex toys, I really dont care. I'm only going to see them one other time in my life.

 

[Ezzy]

Pack them (the toys) into one or more small boxes, wrap each one in a piece of clothing and pack them tightly so they don’t rattle, mark them (the boxes) in any way you want but tape them shut well.

When the movers arrive, say you want them (the boxes) packed in the first box, and that you want all your feminine hygiene products packed in the same box.

 

[tealsphynx]

maybe get a small/medium (depending on how big you need it) chest or lock box and put the toys in it. chances are they'll pack the chest withought any problems. If they ask what it is tell them keepsakes or something. When movers came and packed my stuff at my parents house I wrapped up my toys (I only had 2) in some clothes and put them in the locking drawer in my filing cabinet. The movers packed the cabinet and didn't ask what was in it.

 

[BlueSugar]

I'm with everyone else.

Pack them yourself, without the parents around and either drop them off at the new place, mail them to yourself insured, or pack them in clothes, wrap some breakables and put them on top of that.

Two birds with one stone that way... personals = no problem, and its reasonable for you to take over at least a box or two of breakables bc we all know they always get broken.

 

[Willing and Unsure]

Thanks everyone. I will definitely be using these suggestions and should get it all packed up without anyone knowing. Thanks

 

[h_i_s]

Most movers are male. Pack them up in a box. Tape the box shut. Label the box "Tampons, Douche, Pamprim, Midol & Sanitary Pads.". They will never open the box.

Or, jusdt stick them all in a big double zippered duffle bag. Secure the two zipper tabs together with a tiny padlock. Cheap, simple, private & efficient.

 

[Lust Engine]

Quite honestly I don't think movers have that much time on their hands to even go through boxes like that. I think they'd just want to get your boxes, load 'em up and move 'em along. I'd just make sure that whatever container you put them in is relatively secure so just on the odd chance that a box gets damaged, none of the contents come spilling out. All of the above suggestions sound dead on to me to, but realistically I can't see movers even wanting to waste time to ogle or leer at your toys.

 

[BeachLovers]

I have quite a few of them (like more than a dozen things). I thought about packing them myself, there's just one little catch with doing that. If I pack anything myself, then it's not insured by the movers when it gets moved. But if they pack it, it is insured (basically, if it gets lost or whatever, it is their fault). That's kind of where my small dilemma is.

If you're embarrassed about the packers packing your toys, wouldn't you also be pretty embarrassed about making an insurance claim if they were lost or damaged?

One can only imagine --- "Rabbit vibrator, 1-1/2 yrs old, heavily used but in good condition. Rabbit ears broken off during move. High sentimental value" ;-)

 

[Willing and Unsure]

If you're embarrassed about the packers packing your toys, wouldn't you also be pretty embarrassed about making an insurance claim if they were lost or damaged?

One can only imagine --- "Rabbit vibrator, 1-1/2 yrs old, heavily used but in good condition. Rabbit ears broken off during move. High sentimental value" ;-)

I have no problems with some people outside of my family knowing that I have sex toys. My family (the whole thing) is rather conservative and would start to treat me as though I'm some sort of demon if they knew I had them. My biggest concern is really that I dont want my family finding out about that (let alone that I've had sex or anything else related). It would be a huge can of worms that I dont ever want to venture into with them.

 

[oddity83]

Locking gun case, tool box with lock, suit case, steamer trunks, foot locker, filing cabnits, personal safes, stuff them into a pillow and sew it shut with a lot of stuffing, any of this help?

 

[Lust Engine]

I have no problems with some people outside of my family knowing that I have sex toys. My family (the whole thing) is rather conservative and would start to treat me as though I'm some sort of demon if they knew I had them. My biggest concern is really that I dont want my family finding out about that (let alone that I've had sex or anything else related). It would be a huge can of worms that I dont ever want to venture into with them.

I can understand the having to deal with the conservative family thing totally. I guess if I had to put a spin on it... I'd think that your conservative family would much rather have you self pleasuring as opposed to sleeping around with total strangers.

I'm sure you'd find someway to smuggle your loot out somehow someway.

Good luck.

 

[bronzeage]

Not the best idea

W&U: so long as the box is sealed, they won't know what's inside. but how many do you own? if it isn't many, pack 'em in carry-on and take 'em with you yourself, i say.

Don't ever bring sex toys in carry-on luggage. Anything with batteries or wires gets extra attention from security. I have friend who works for Transportation Safety. He says the procedure at his airport, when a stange device is found, the owner has to turn it on to prove it works. This is fine for cam corders or electric shavers, but vibrators show up regularly. Some poor red faced woman has to hold up the line while she shows that her vibrator really does vibrate.
I feel safer.
This is the same mentality found in policeman who like to shine their flashlights on couples in parked cars.

 

[Lust Engine]

This is the same mentality found in policeman who like to shine their flashlights on couples in parked cars.

I've been on the receiving end of those flashlights. NOT good.